Headcanon: Jonah Ryan Went To Dashcon

headcanon: jonah ryan went to dashcon

jonah ryan is canonically a certified tumblrer

consequences of that include:

he at least knows about dashcon

he may be a homestuck

he may have been into superwholock

he may have even been a oncester

i dont know theres so many ramifications to tumblr!jonah i can't even get into all of them or my brain will explode

this is just a clusterfuck of my brain for the past few weeks + some highschool danjonah because i suck

crazy that kenny daly changed his name to moyes and moved to virginia and got into politics

jonah ryan's playlist (pt 1/?)

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kyle - negative xp

scott pilgrim vs. the world ruined a whole generation of women - negative xp

life is an rpg and i fucked up my build - negative xp

loser - beck

what i got - sublime

boyz-n-the-hood - eazy-e

fuck tha police - n.w.a.

my band - d12

my name is - eminem

the real slim shady - eminem

santeria - sublime

paul revere - beastie boys

sabotage - beastie boys

cést la vie - yung gravy, bbno$, rich brian

you need jesus - babygravy

Veep - Behind The Scenes

*sobbing hysterically:

I just love him your honor