The Saga

The saga

Continues

Love Shot

Ctto: @yixing-zhang​

➳ Mafia!AU ➳ Scenario || Genre: Violence, Smut, slight Fluff, small Angst || Rated: M ➳ Pairing: Kim Jongin x Reader ➳ Summary: Mafia King and notorious playboy, Kim Jongin, doesn’t care for anything other than power and money while all you want is your freedom. Love can change many things. ➳ Warnings: Violence, death, gun violence, stalking, gambling, implications of multiple sexual partners. ➳ Word Count: 9.5k     ➳ Author’s Note: Is it necessary to have to gifs for this fic? No. Do I care? No.

@baekwell–tart @scorpionxsingthesequal @thepuginator5000 @blackkattt

There’s always one scum bag at the bar who tries to get your number and no matter how clearly you show that you are not interested, they always think they are God’s gift to women and you should be honoured that they wanted to ‘get to know’ you. This prick is no exception to the rule and even though you tried every trick in the book – even saying you were married – he still waited until the bar was closed and you were strolling out the back door.

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

@xingslove

i’m yixing unfollowing suho & tao cuz they didn’t follow him back dkfkdnkdjs

@kaiholic @xingslove

I’ve got it

They’ve been dropping hints for so long, how did we miss it? 

New concept is gas stations. Kai the ever loyal Texaco customer, filling his race car with only the finest gas and Sehun, the ever trustworthy gas station attendant/mechanic.

Apparently there is this guy in EXO called kyungsoo and like….. He’s so clean… He looks like he showered 3 times… He looks like he bought a $170 foundation that makes your skin look like a baby’s ass… He looks like he had some good ass conditioner on that hair… He looks like he just fell off the runway… Just got his clothes ironed… So clean.. Aesthetically pleasing… Jesus blessed him in the womb………..Im screaming,…. he looks 17 and then i scrolled past another post and……………. HE’S T-W-E-N-T-Y T-H-R-E-E… CA N SORMONE EXAPLIN THSI