Juliet... Dost Thou Want To Run Away With Me? Verona Is Suffocating Indeed... Let Us Take Our Loves And

juliet... dost thou want to run away with me? verona is suffocating indeed... let us take our loves and flee.

GOOD TIDINGS, JULIET NATION!

'tis juliet! i am back from the despicable trenches of cosplay and will now be resuming regular updates on me and mine family!

speaking of mine family.... matters have grown tense. the wedding (you knkw, the one regarding me and county paris?) hath kept getting pushed forward days upon days! 'tis leering ever closer you see, and i hate to admit that i am terrified.

in my heart of hearts i love another, and 'tis misery that mine own flesh and blood cannot see such! i have not slept one wink in the face of my marriage, the prospect of being wed to the one who is not mine more mortifying than death himself.

... well that 'twas a bit melancholy! anywho. other than that i be merry. i do hope juliet nation be merry too!

hey, father! thou canst not take me from benedikt. and I am a gangster; didst thou not think that I would be able to sneak out? silly thee, silly thee... now thou art unconscious

what if I changed mine username into marshallseosblog

what then

same girl

— Anaïs Nin, from The Voice

finding this wonderful dividers account (@/thecutestgrotto 🫶) hath prompted me to make an introduction post as my fellow veronians have made (beware, for I shalt be overusing these – they are so pretty!)

hello! 'tis mercutio 😎 and this is mine ask blog!

thou canst ask me anything thy heart desireth; from philosophical questions to verona gossip, I shalt answer them all, while trying my best to be funny, of course 😌 and my messages are open! (thou wilt not see me as thy follower, for this is a sideblog)

but prithee, be kind! above all, we are civilised citizens (that is a lie)

some things thou shouldst know about me:

I hate tybalt

I love benvolio

romeo is my bestie

paris and the prince of verona are my noble kinsmen

I like making jokes and puns 😍

rizz is my middle name

I have decided to take part in this feud because I like the drama and not because I have any affiliation with the families 🫡

(actually, I do, for romeo and benvolio are my good friends. oh well, thou gettest the point)

and I'm an adult, so keep that in mind when thou art interacting with me as a minor! I want this to be a safe and comfortable space for everyone

I s'pose that is about it. oh, and here's my friends' blogs! thou shouldst support them fr (even tybalt)

@urfavmontague

@romeonotexiled

@thecapuletjuliet

@tybaltcapuletsblog

@county-paris

@prince-of-verone

@father-lawerence

@valentineescalus

@dailymercutio (me in an alter universe)

@hamlet-the-dane-official (a friend from denmarke)

I thank thee for reading! lots of love ❤️

(except for thee, tybalt)

mercutio, do you have any rizz advice?

'course I do, my dear friend 😌

first and foremost, thou shouldst be thyself; trust me, it doeth work!!!! it showeth thy confidence, and individuality is very attractive! dress up as thou likest, show off thy charm! be proud, or at least pretend to be proud. fake it till thou makest it, as the famous quote saith.

a sense of humour is important likewise. making thy love laugh is a beautiful feeling, and it fulfilleth thee! it helpeth thee smile genuinely, it calmeth thy nerves, and a pleasant atmosphere is thus created. so ay, being funny is of utmost significance when it cometh to a date.

perhaps get some flowers, preferably thy love's favourites. make sure they are fresh and tender, like thine affection for thy special someone.

and dost not forget the overall planning of the date! get thy companion somewhere nice – even though I'm loud, I do enjoy a quiet candlelit date, where I can talk and listen and feel more deeply.

I thank thee for the ask! good luck on thy rizzful journey! ❤️🫡

ay

Gnomeo and Juliet AU where they’re humans living in 14th century Italy