*survives The Horrors By Being Such A Silly Goofy Guy That My Presence Fundamentally Changes The Genre*

*survives the horrors by being such a silly goofy guy that my presence fundamentally changes the genre*

not a secret not a problem but a secret third thing (your age)

Siobhan has figured out every Brennan campaign ever

“this is too raw of a line to come from—” shut up. beauty and meaning is everywhere

I hate when people use the phrase “what have I done” because then sweet jesus what have I done become a thief in the night become a dog on the run have I fallen so far and is the hour so late that nothing remains but the cry of my hate the cries in the dark that nobody hears here where I stand at the turning of the years if there’s another way to go I missed it twenty long years ago my life was a war that could never be won they gave me a number and murdered valjean when they chained me and left me for dead just for stealing a mouthful of bread yet why did I allow that man to touch my soul and teach me love he treated me like any other he gave m

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.