Silly Internet Meme Bozo

Silly internet meme bozo

With octavinelle

Another silly crack fic because I say so

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Y/n: *sitting in monstro lounge with Floyd and Azul sitting across them playing a game*

Azul: *Looking frustrated because he's losing* Dont you fucking dare y/n!

Floyd: *giggling* Do it do it do it!

Azul: Don't encourage them!

Y/n: *Takes what Azul needs in the game* Hahaha Sucker!! L + Ratio, you've been Ben Shaprioed!

Floyd & Azul: *visable confusion* Huh?

Y/n: *Not looking up from the game* Just means you lost Azul.

Azul: *disappointed muttering to himself*

Floyd: *giggling hugging y/n* You're so silly Shrimpy!

Y/n: Am I the only one still playing?

Jade: *pats y/ns head* It would seem so.

Y/n: *looks up at jade* Wanna play?

Jade: *looks down at Y/n* I'm not sure, would I be 'Ben Shaperioed'?

Y/n: Only if you're bad at the game and I win

Jade: *joins them* Alright, lets play then.

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An: just a silly lil thing from an audio stuck in my head right now

R. I. P Y/n's Mr. Sketch markers

Crack fic with the best demon boys ever. Mc name is Yuki and is gender neutral, Yuki is not you. Yuki is also human.

Key: Lucifer

Mammon

Levi

Satan

Asmo

Beel

Belphie

Yuki

Y/n

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Y/n: *In their room coloring with the Mr. Sketch markers Solomon got them because they talked about it, taking every five seconds to smell the good scents. avoiding the black marker like the plague. Suddenly leaving because they got hungry to grab a snack.* Just gonna pick up a quick snack. *leaves the door open. BIG MISTAKE*

~~~5 minutes later~~~

Y/n: *comes back to their room after their snack seeing their markers were touched. They think nothing of it and continue to color noticing that the tips had bight marks on them* WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY MARKERS??

Mammon: *Runs in concerned after hearing Y/n screaming* What's wrong??

Y/n: *pouts feeling really angry* Someone ate my FUCKING MARKERS!

Mammon: *Confused* Why would you be so upset over markers?

Y/n: THATS THE PART YOU FIXATE ON?? *grabs mammon and storms out of the room*

Mammon: The hell you taking me? *feeling annoyed*

Y/n: You volunteered yourself to help me find who ate my very special markers Solomon got me.

Mammon: *feels a bit jealous that something so simple made Y/n happy especially since it was from Solomon* Can't ya just get more?

Y/n: No Mammon I can't. Unless you have a secret portal to the human world that doesn't need Lucifer or Diovolo's permission to use it.

Mammon: *shivers at Y/n's tone and grumbles* Fine I'll help you.

~~~In the lounge~~~

Belphie, Beel, and Yuki: *Playing a card game with eachother*

Asmo: *painting his nails*

Satan: *reading a novel he is invested in*

Levi: *Playing his hand held gaming console*

Yuki: *Looks up from the card game and looks around* Where's Mammon? And Y/n?

Asmo: *not looking up from his painted nails* I saw Y/n coloring in their room! They seemed pretty excited about the markers they got from Solomon.

Satan: Why would Y/n be excited about markers?

Yuki: *Thinking about when Y/n told them about the markers and giggles* I think it's from the human world

Levi: What's so interesting about human world markers?

Yuki: *Was about to speak but got interupted by Y/n*

Everyones attention is now on Y/n and Mammon who was behind them looking horrified as Y/n kicked the door open.

Asmo: Hey Y/n! How ar-

Y/n: SHHSHSHSHH *shushng asmo*. Alright who did it?

Satan: Did what? *looking confused chuckling at Mammon's face*

Y/n: Which one of you mother fuckers ate *dramatically opens the scented marker* MY FUCKING MARKERS??

Everyone: *looks at the marker scared at Y/ns rage then to Beel who seemed to be unaffected*

Beel: Why's everyone looking at me?

Yuki: Beel, did you eat Y/n's special markers?

Beel: *Looks at Y/n glaring at him then to Yuki then to Belphie* No..

Y/n: *walks up to Beel and opens his mouth to see his teeth covered in ink* You did!

Mammon and Levi: *Laughing*

Beel: *looks down feeling guilty* I'm sorry Y/n, they just smelled really good...

Y/n: *sits down next to Yuki and Beel, and sighs. Brings their knees to their chest as everyone looked at Y/n* It's okay Beel..

Asmo: *Looks at Y/n* Is everything okay Y/n?

Y/n: *Doesn't look up at Asmo* Yes..

Satan: *Looks at Y/n with concern* You don't seem okay.

Y/n: *Stays silent*

Beel: *Hugs Y/n* We can ask Solomon to get you another set.

Mammon: *interupts the hug* Nuh uh no huggin Y/n. And why are these markers so important to ya anyway?

Y/n: *Still is silent, burying their face into their knees*

Yuki: *Looks at Mammon* Maybe because those markers were the only new thing Y/n had from the human realm after a while?

Yuki & Mammon: *Slightly arguing with everyone's attention on them*

Beel: *Picks up Y/n secretly and carries them out of the room with Belphie following*

Y/n: Where are we going? *looks up at Beel*

Beel: Getting you new markers. And Belphie wanted to come.

Y/n: *waves at Belphie*

Belphie: *waves back*

The three walk away.

Mammon: *Runs out of the lounge room chasing after the three* Hey! Bring Y/n back here god damn it!

Lucifer: *stands behind Mammon with a raging aura* Why is there all this yelling Mammon?

Mammon: *Scared* Eep..

And so Y/n got their makers back, invited Belphie and Beel to color with them and Beel learned not to eat markers even when they smell good

Ehem, Hello! May I request for modern au wife ! Herta and Bronya where their s/o came home from work feeling not too well?

Ofcourse!!

Characters: Herta and Silverwolf

CW: Small Angst

Theme: Jealousy Headcannons

Reader: Gender Neutral

A/U: Modern Au

Premise: How Herta and Silverwolf help thier romantic life partner with a hard day

THIS IS SFW!

~🌺~HERTA~🌺~

It was a long and stressful day for you. You were tired and done with the social aspect of going outside since so many people made your job so much more difficult today.

One person put all their work on you to hang out with the hot dude in the facility and another asked you to do their half of the project for an upcoming sales pitch.

And of course your boss was really upset today so they made it everyone's problem, but specifically targeting you. It did not feel good in the slightest. So the drive home was full of solemn sadness. No music was playing and your head had no thoughts.

Just focused on getting home. Once you pulled into the curb, you paused for a minute. Did you really want to go inside feeling like this? To your wife? With such venerability that was rarely expressed by you to her, you never wanted her to see you like this.

Herta never showed you much emotion so you didn't want to burden her, just in case she was feeling upset but didn't show it. You took a deep breath in and walked out of the car.

Once you opened the door to your home, you were met with piercing purple eyes full of concern. This was new to you, she never had that look in her eyes. 

“What’s wrong?”

Her voice was sharp and blunt, it caught you off guard.

“Nothing’s wrong, love. I’m okay.”

“Then why were you sitting in the driveway for 5 minutes?”

You were shocked that she saw you there. Did she always look out for you like this? Before you could respond, all the tears you were bottling up exploded. You grabbed her and cried into her shoulder.

She slowly patted your back as if she was expecting this from you. You told her about what happened at work, your intelligible words being consumed by the sobs. Somehow she understood.

She grabbed your hand and sat you down on the couch as she wrapped you up in a soft blanket, putting on a show that you like. She left to make you some food and a warm drink as you calmed down. Once there was a warm drink in your hand she held you close. Herta looked at you.

“Do you want to talk about today?”

You nod your head. You told her everything, about the workload and your boss taking things out on you. She held you tighter. No one should have done that to you, was the only thought in her head.

Once you had fallen asleep on her shoulder she gently placed you on the couch trying to get up to call your boss. She had called them to talk about the behavior and how she had the ability to make their life, as well as the two people who pushed their workload on you, more complicated if they didn’t show you the proper respect.

So when you went to work the next day, the three people who caused you trouble apologized and you were confused why.

~🐇~SILVER WOLF~🐇~

Work was horrible for you. Today was a catch up day and there was so much to finish in such little time. Especially with the work assholes who would make your job so much harder. You were trying to hold your tears in while you were driving home, but some slipped out.

The more embarrassing part was going to be facing your wife with a tear stained face and glossy eyes. Once you stepped into the house you sat on the couch. You were lucky Silver Wolf was busy with her project in her office.

But sadly that luck was very short-lived. Silver Wolf had only walked out of her office, leaving her project unfinished, once she heard your quiet sobs. It hurt her to see you like this, especially since she didn’t come to see you the first thing you got home.

You were on the couch cuddled in blankets, quietly sobbing as to not interrupt her work. She felt her heart sink even more. She walked over to you and brought you into a hug.

This startled you because you didn’t see her come out of the room on account of you focusing too much on being consumed by the blanket draped around you.

You felt your crying become more like sobs. The one person you didn’t want to see you like this was now here with you. 

“What’s wrong darling?”

You buried your face into her face as she pet your hair. Words couldn't form, and she understood why. You’re crying hadn’t calmed down yet, you two were like this for a good 30 minutes.

All she was doing was cuddling you and you felt a bit more at ease as each tear rolled down your cheek. Once you felt like your crying had ceased for the time being, you took this chance to pour your heart to Silver Wolf.

You told her about how work wasn’t good and that people were being mean to you, demanding things you couldn’t give because of your own work needing to be done.

Silver Wolf had ordered your favorite food to help you calm down because she didn’t want to leave you like this. You two didn’t need words to share how much you loved each other or how safe the other was when one of you was showing a moment of vulnerability.

All you two needed was the other's embrace. So Silver Wolf held you close, and once the food came, she still held you close. She had put on a show she knew you enjoyed and didn’t mind if it was not of her preference, she would sacrifice anything for you to smile.

Once you had both finished eating, she brought you even closer and covered you tightly in the blanket. You were so thankful she came to comfort you, even if you were embarrassed at first.

Once you had fallen asleep, she had managed to contact the assholes who were bothering you, exposing all sorts of secrets to get back at them for how they treated you. The next day it was weird to hear them apologize. 

Hello, it's me again ehe (the one who requested for Herta and Silverwolf).

Anyways, may I request for Herta and Silverwolf again? Modern au Where their s/o is a streamer?

Thank you!

SORRY FOR MAKING THIS SO LATE! I'm gonna make a habit of posting requests on weekends, so if you request something expect it to come out between Friday-Sunday PST.

Characters: Herta and Silverwolf

CW: None

Theme: Reader is a streamer headcannons

Reader: Gender Neutral Streamer

A/U: Modern Au

Premise: How Herta and Silverwolf help their s/o being an internet live streamer

THIS IS SFW!

~🌺~HERTA~🌺~

When you told Hera about being a internet live streamer, she was a bit confused.

She didn't really spend much time on the internet to understand most things other than looking up information for a project she was working on or music.

So she had you explain the concept of what an internet streamer was.

You just showed Herta to explain by having her join you during on of your streams.

This helped her so much to gain the understanding and she was shocked to see how many people around the world watched you play games and such.

Herta made it her priority to be your number one fan as well as to help you with any technical needs.

Broken computer? No problem, Herta is already working on a new one for you.

Broken webcam? Leave it to Herta to fix it and make it so much better than before.

Any technical difficulties during a stream? Herta is already on the case to help solve it.

You sometimes have her on stream and she gets caught up on how the audience seems to love her.

She doesn't understand why they do but it makes her happy she gets to be apart of your community.

Sometimes she explains her inventions and ideas on stream and is shocked about the amount of people who are interested.

~🐇~SILVER WOLF~🐇~

Silver Wolf knows what an internet streamer is but didn't think much of it when you told her.

She does ask about what content you focus on and if the community you're involved in is pretty popular or not.

When you ask her to join one of your streams, she's hesitant.

She says she'll join through the chat and not show her face or anything on account of her being a hacker.

Silver Wolf does like how natural the whole streamer thing comes to you and she thinks you look cute.

She also keeps tabs on certain fans that either trash talk you or seem to stalk you.

How? Hacking their profile and seeing what they're like.

Silver Wolf would also be someone who would help with technical difficulties but would go overboard with upgrades.

She'll enhance your webcam to produce a quality no one even knew existed.

She'll also add so many upgrades to your pc set up so you can keep tabs on so many things and play games with zero stutter or lag.

Silver Wolf acts more like a moderator for your streams to make sure you stay safe and that no one hurts you.

This especially shows with haters and rule breakers which chats are immediately not seen and they never get to see you stream ever again.

I love floyd too!! He is part of the best boy group

fanfic comin out real soon yall (i love floyd leech)

MC and Y/n Dynamics for obey me and Twisted wonderland

- Besties since forever - Leash kid (Y/n) and Parent of leash kid (Yuu/Yuki) - Mark and Ethan (Switches) - Max and Ross (Switches, but Y/n mostly has the energy of Ross) - Mentally unstable (Y/n) and Slightly less Mentally Stable (Yuu/Yuki) - Needs to be protected (Y/n) and protects them emotionally (Yuu/Yuki) - Needs to be protected (Yuu/Yuki) And protects them phsyically (Y/n) - The excited (Y/n) and the calm (Yuu/Yuki) - Sharing one braincell - Two crackheads on their way to death (both) - Angel and Demon on my shoulder (switches) - Idiot and Smart (switches) - Does crazy shit (Y/n) and is used to it (Yuu/Yuki

And more but i cant think of them