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Shit, this aged poorly, I just finished the episode ☠☠☠☠. Also George loosing it while Angela cursed like a sailor was so funny
Oh my god I feel so sorry for Chanse's character in Dread. I have to say, amazing series, I just love seeing how George interacts with the cast and also Chamangela and Courtney is a killer lineup.
HE LOOKS LIKE IF A HAMSTER OWNED A BOAT AND THEN WAS TOLD BAD NEWS ABOUT HIS BROTHER AND THEN WAS TOLD TO SMILE
Oh my god I feel so sorry for Chanse's character in Dread. I have to say, amazing series, I just love seeing how George interacts with the cast and also Chamangela and Courtney is a killer lineup.
There's a lot of posts about possessive Angela, but imagine Amanda being possesive. Maybe you guys go to a party and you're already having an argument, so you dance with another girl to make her jealous. When she sees it she just drags you away to the bathroom and tells you "on your knees" as she shamelessly proceeds to make you eat her out. She moans loudly so everyone knows your hers and squirts all over your face. She then pins you against the wall, your back facing her, and starts to rub your folds "my god look how wet you are and I haven't even touched you, it's amazing how you can be such a slut for me". You whimper as response and she roughly enters two fingers into you all while circling your clit with her other hand and biting into your shoulder.
Well I got carried away, hope you like it :)
Stop this is so good-
Making her jealous just for her attention. Her moaning loudly to show that your hers. I god-
I would honestly do anything she asked of me. She wants me on my knees in a bathroom she wouldn't have to tell me twice.
I'd do anything for that woman.
You have such an amazing brain. I will be thinking of this for days
Okay but Vampire!Angela doesn't only love to bite your neck but also to leave hickeys all over your body. She ties you up late at night with all the blinds closed and just leaves trails of her all over your body because "I can't control you during the day, so I have to make sure everyone knows you're mine."
Also I'm leaving the anonymity behind at this point the blog doesn't even have my name in it so fuck it ahshshsh.
EJUZNISNHIZ OHMYGODDD
just imagine the hickeys and bites on your body being a mystery to others like, you say you don’t have a partner?? And don’t hook up?? How the fuck??
now I’m wondering which one of the anons are you
#the wink 49w9woeiforo #yeah i'm not okay #every time this fucking clip comes up #i can't
TNTL: 103, same Heidi, same.
Why does this clip last ten hours?
*faintly* oh haha okay
they really should do another smosh hide and seek this year tbh !!
two of my favourite smosh vids are both of the hide and seeks and i wonder who they would get to hunt this time!
i love how ian and anthony worked together but i also loved how everywhere shayne looked there were pictures of him 😭
they should do it again and hopefully even more people get involved because its HILARIOUS
and the hiding places are honestly top tier!
arasha as the amazon guy, marcus as a head, selina as brennan, jeremy climing up a wall, selina as a wall, zoe as alé!! the list goes on!!!!
the creativity showcased is amazing and i love the art team getting to show what they can do!!!!
#pleasedoanothersmoshhideandseekiwillsellmysoulforit
i lost my shit at this moment omg
babe wake up! new clip of amangela trying to kiss chance just dropped
Loving the chamangela + arasha lineup in the new games video
hey!! how's it going on smoshblr? are you enjoying he community? :)
Oh definitely, everyone here is so nice and it feels great to finally have a place to interact with other fans. I did follow a couple of smosh accounts on tw, but since I only have one account there I couldn't bring myself to post anything about it. It's my first time actually interacting with a fandom and so far it's been amazing (though I still struggle to understand how tumblr works ahshshsh)
What's your favorite smosh video? 🙂
Uffff tough question, I really can't decide so I'm going to do one for every channel.
Smosh main: the teletubbies video, just cried laughing, it was amazing.
Smosh cast: the rejected scripts with Angela. Their dynamic is always so good and I'm still waiting for them to turn them into sketches.
Smosh pit: the amangela reddit stories about cheating I just love that series in general, but this one was specially crazy.
Smosh games: the get seventh Mario party, Angela just crushing it was hilarious. I also love the secret hitlers videos, because they were what first introduced me to smosh and so they feel special to me.
Please send asks I'm really bored
Some things to look forward to? (Help decipher this)
Every Episode – Monologue, Expert ?, City of the Week, Hot Goss, Chanse jumps over a car, Sketches ?, Character Call in ?, Musical Guest ?
Recurring – Cover Stories, ???, Man on the Street, Fan Comments ?, Debate, ???, ???, ???
Sporadic – ???, ???, ???, ???, Day Jobs, Reunions, Find a Culprit, Couples Therapy, ???, Movie Stunts ?
One Off- ???, ???, ???, What would you do ?, ???
Topics – Energy Drinks, Situationships, Scams, Cults (Silly), Famous Beef, ???, Fanfiction?
Elements: Teleprompter Game ?, Personal News ?
Tone: Youtube/Internet, Characters
*? means "it looks like that word, missing a word", ??? means "I gave up, figure it out"
she is 3 apples tall 🍎🍎🍎
If you know how to bypass a paywall to download videos DO NOT wink wink message me and tell me how it's done/point me towards a website or something that I can learn from.
I will definitely NOT wink wink be using this knowledge to download videos from the Mythical Society and the Smosh Members YT.
And I most definitely WON'T wink wink share the videos once I've downloaded them.
:)
OMG ANOTHER BANGER ANOTHER BANGER BY AMANDA FROM AMANGELA
amanda...... amanda please....
(unhinged amangela(?) aside. tommanda 4 the win)
My bit city thoughts:
1. Angela so vehemently defending Chapelle Roan is kind of... fruity
2. Loved Tommy's segment, I hope he is a regular on the show
3. Angela dying laughing in the background of every bit is just amazing
4. New Amanda character unlocked: another crazy woman slightly homoerotic woman
5. Maureen had me in fucking tears
6. NOT THE FUCKING BOTTOM T-SHIRT AHAHSHSHSHS
6. Shayne being Liam with absolutely no props is amazing
7. Everyone killed in the reunion, Arasha's Zayn was so accurate, Tommy was so funny, Amanda's Harry (with once again a homoerotic character) kinda reminded me of her Tinky Winky in the best way possible, Angela's OIOII and Shayne's breakdown with the mirror
8. I really really hope they do a second teletubbies reunion at some point
9. Overall, a really good show, although I thought there was going to be a bit more chatting, like maybe Tommy's segment was done with the hosts there as well yk
Smosh Cast as Pokémon Trainers
Your Rival: Trevor Evarts!
As the newest cast member of Smosh, it may feel like big, intimidating shoes to fill. We all know Trevor’s got the stuff for it, but really coming into your own comedic identity may feel like a challenge.
Partner Pokémon: Applin full team: dipplin, mr rime, quagsire, pangoro, slowking, emboar
Gym 1: Amanda Lehan Canto - Water Type
I've never seen such a good yes-and ability in improv than Amanda, you can tell that she's always down to turn any moment into a good time. Her acting talents spread far and wide, but her life experiences beyond that baffle me. The fact she loves scuba diving was the nail in the coffin for me that she's a master of the water type.
Partner Pokémon: Azumarill full team: azumarill, milotic, floatzel, mareanie, dracovish, starmie
Gym 2: Olivia Sui - Grass Type
Grass is a versatile and varied type, with the vibes of some Pokémon being serene and graceful to Rapidly Approaching Your Location, and Olivia fits that to me. She’s incredibly sweet and affectionate with her friends but is fully willing to commit to a bit and confuse the audience.
Partner Pokémon: Cherrim full team: cherrim, tangrowth, shiftry, lurantis, ferrothorn, whimsicott
Gym 3: Chanse McCrary - Fire Type
Chanse has an edge to him that I could see absolutely light up a battlefield. He’s not afraid to flex and show off during a competitive game, which sometimes leads to his downfall, but never takes back from his intelligence and just overall confidence. He’s got the X factor, which takes perfectly to the fire type.
Partner Pokémon: Blaziken full team: blaziken, skeledirge, volcarona, oricorio, ninetales, delphox
Gym 4: Tommy Bowe - Normal Type
Tommy had a point when he said that the Normal type is filled with a lot of Weird Looking Fellas, and I agree with that, but the normal type also calls for versatility, reliability. Having type immunities and only one weakness makes it a type that’s able to reliably stand on its own legs. With the many hats that Tommy has worn over the years at Smosh, the Normal type makes so much sense.
Partner Pokémon: Porygon-Z full team: porygon-z, audino, ditto, cinccino, lickilicky, drampa
Gym 5: Damien Haas - Ghost Type
Damien’s appearance alone would make the hounds be sent after me if I didn’t put him into the Ghost Type. Though intimidating on the surface, the ghost type, once you get past the hesitation, is full of some of the sweetest Pokémon you’ll ever get to meet. Consistently bringing fan favorites to new games with every generation, I can’t help but be reminded of Damien’s affinity for the spooky and alternative despite everything else about him being so gentle. He deserves the ghost type, and the ghost type deserves him.
Partner Pokémon: Chandelure full team: chandelure, gengar, rotom, cofagrigus, aegislash, sinistcha
Gym 6: Angela Giarratana - Dragon Type
The dragon type is powerful, it’s dominating, but it’s also chaotic, hard to wield, and sometimes outright terrifying. Angela being a dragon tamer makes so much sense to me, personally. Her ability to command a room either willingly or by complete accident with a mistake of word-choice never fails to make me laugh and feel hooked to the screen. Just put a big dragon next to her and that’s only amplified.
Partner Pokémon: Tyrantrum full team: tyrantrum, duraludon, noivern, goodra, alolan exeggutor, dracozolt
Gym 7: Arasha Lalani - Flying Type.
Arasha never fails to surprise me with just how above and beyond she goes in any video. No matter how crazy it gets she’s not afraid to yes-and the vibe and enable the chaos in a room. It makes her a fantastic host. She’s going to soar. She’s going to book a marvel movie. Trust me.
Partner Pokémon: Altaria full team: altaria, crobat, archeops, emolga, tropius, bombirdier
Gym 8: Keith Leak Jr - Electric Type
Keith is insanely underrated in the Smosh cast, and I sincerely believe that the OG Smosh Squad would not be the same without him. He consistently bounces between being a straight-man in a lineup to the most insane within seconds. Down to just his fits every single day, and the fact that he BEAT CANCER??? He’s always got me on my toes. He’s Electric.
Partner Pokémon: Zebstrika full team: zebstrika, alolan raichu, ampharos, luxray, toxtricity, pawmot
Team Rocket (or any evil team) Leader: Spencer Agnew - Dark Type
How could this be possible? The chosen?!! Evil? No..I just ran out of gym leader slots and thought it would be compelling lol. Spencer is a mastermind of comedy both in front of the camera and behind it. He’s funny without necessarily even trying, but yet it always comes across as mischievous, chaos, the most out-of-pocket lines you’ve ever heard. He’s clearly such a good guy, but the dark type, at least to my belief, fits the vibe he brings to the cast so perfectly.
Partner Pokémon: Kingambit full team: kingambit, krookodile, obstagoon, weavile, absol, sableye
The Elite Four:
Before you face the champion, you must go through a gauntlet of four of the strongest trainers in the region. Who might this be?
Courtney Miller - Fairy Type
A directorial mastermind, a comedic powerhouse, and overall just slaying boots the house down, Courtney Miller is nothing short of magical. She breathes a life into Smosh that just leaves me knowing for certain that some of our favorite videos would not be the same without her influence. Her ability to sway from one comedic extreme to another, while still showing that sincerity makes her just such a good fit for the fairy type.
Partner Pokémon: Florges full team: florges, sylveon, mawile, grimmsnarl, primarina, gardevoir
Anthony Padilla - Fighting Type
Our local emo boy. Our local “spent a day with everyone” boy. Someone who we were all overjoyed to have back. Not only being an absolute comedic powerhouse, he proves himself to be a jack of all stoic trades, from painting, to yoga, to starting Smosh with computer programming, his path of self-actualization is one to be admired.
Partner Pokémon: Breloom full team: breloom, toxicroak, scrafty, poliwrath, kommo-o, hitmontop
Shayne Topp - Psychic Type
Without a shadow of a doubt, Shayne has shown that (even if partially for a bit), he listens, he cares, and he hopes for the best for Smosh as a company. His energy in videos and being able to match the vibe of almost anyone that he’s paired with is nothing short of miraculous. He’s psychic. Full stop.
Partner Pokémon: Gallade full team: gallade, meowstic, darmanitan, oranguru, alakazam, reuniclus
Ian Hecox - Ground Type
For almost any cast member you could argue that they’re breathing life into Smosh. But I think one deserving of the title of keeping their feet planted is Ian. The way he showed so much resolve during the fall of Defy, carrying the company through Mythical, and stepping up and taking the operation independent again with Anthony shows nothing short of an incredible amount of dedication. Ground type fits him to me. Earthquake is always on a competitive team somewhere.
Partner Pokémon: Garchomp full team: garchomp, alolan dugtrio, marowak, stunfisk, mamoswine, gastrodon
The Champion….
The Chosen
Being the strongest Pokémon trainer of all time is a big, burdening task…but they are shoes which The Chosen is ready to fill. Using every single one of his special techniques, he will be a tough challenge. Are you ready to face it?
Partner Pokémon: Absol full team: absol, darkrai, lucario, zoroark, lycanroc, partner pokemon of whoever is playing the chosen at the time of the encounter
and at long last, you've done it. You're the Champion of the Smosh Pokemon League! Congratulations!!!
I will die and you read the papers and in the obituary you will read "cause of death: Angela Giarratana in that outfit and hair" and you will mourn my soul but I will be fine because I passed in bliss.