Shout Out To Moggy The Doggy For Tearing Out Someone's Throat. Truely In Character For A Pomeranian

shout out to moggy the doggy for tearing out someone's throat. Truely in character for a pomeranian

(At least the ones I've met)

Nature wives au

Someone write it

You accidentally cross a witch, and she curses you, saying “You can only speak lies”. Unfortunately, this makes it so you can only say the word “lies”, and the witch admits she’s an apprentice that screwed up the spell. Now you’ve teamed up with her to figure out how to undo it.

I'm now realizing we probably made the bad kid's summer harder because we kept saying "ponder the night thing" for the past 5 years

I KNEW THINGS DIDNT FEEL RIGHT!

The whole second episode I was questioning everything I knew about fantasy high and was pointing out all the inconsistencies to myself. The time thing didn't click because I thought it was augfort being a wackadoodle again.

Guys, its not some fucking “bad luck devil” or whatever. It’s clearly this fucking time gargler or whatever the fuck that’s behind all this nonsense. Aguefort literally lays it out for us that the quangle makes things happen out of order. Things like, say…Zelda and Gorgug being broken up even though we know from the Seven that they’re still together in Junior year, or Aelwyn suddenly moving out and going from a snarky 19 year old whose never had a job or gone to college to a middle school teacher with 5 cats in the course of 3 months, or the sophomore album being 10 months late even though Fig only finished her debut a little over 16 months ago AND they were in the middle of the tour, or Hallariel and Gilear getting engaged after like a year when 3 months ago Gilear wasn’t even allowed to sleep in her bed, and Sklonda defending one of the organizers of this folk festival when the festival hasn’t even happened yet, or Figs birthday suddenly moving from Christmas to July.

A potion for love by AURORA but make it figayda immortality/reincarnation angst

Why do I do this to myself-

OF COURSE ALLY'S FIRST MEANIMGFUL ROLL OF THE SEASON IS A NAT 20. THE NAT 20 RULER IS BACK BABY!