YES, FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT.

YES, FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT.

A lot of my friends have both said/ heavily insinuated that I am very oblivious to social cues, to the point where they just assume I am neurodivergent in some way.

“Haha- Mint, your autism is showing!”

“Your ADHD is in hyperdrive today, huh?”

“Wow. All of us at this table clearly have ADHD.” (This was after my huge 10 minute rant about my hatred towards the Cats MOVIE. The musical is good, but movie was horrible in a million ways)

And it’s like, I don’t care enough to ever get it checked. I’m American, that’s expensive. But also stop assuming?? It’s not that I’m blind to typical social convention. I JUST DON’T CARE. Life is short!!!

Wear that colorful outfit that would make a leprechaun puke✨

Who cares if you get people’s attention in the hallway because you are ranting about a topic that you am passionate about.🦄

🌈People look at you weird because you are a little extra in everything you do? You are getting more enjoyment out of the simple stuff in a way they never will!!

Random dance party at lunch with like two other of my friends? Hell yeah!🎶

Dramatic leg kick while leaning against a desk and waiting for class to start, do it!!!💖

Be covered in glitter, like, all the time?? GO BIG OR GO HOME!!🎊

Who CARES ABOUT SOCIAL CONVENTION??? BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL DON’T

OMG YOU WANT MORE LORE??? I thought I was overdoing it- BUT OKAY!!!

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I actually considered swapping the roles multiple times. Blitzø is such an obvious choice to be an assassin and is much more of a ‘act now, think later’ and is prone to more violence than Stolas. Stolas is more composed, being much better with keeping his emotions in check and putting his wants aside. I didn’t change them though because in this AU, they are different people.

Stolas broke away from the toxic environment of needing to be what everyone wanted him to be. He has had time to reinvent himself, becoming a more confident and forward person. He didn’t need to become a good father figure by age 19, he doesn’t need to deal with all of his princely responsibilities anymore. He took his freedom, and now he finally has the ability to choose. To choose whether someone lives or dies.

Blitzø had to grow up faster, he had to constantly be on the run, constantly live in fear. Constantly had to be ready to ditch one life for the next. He had to learn to blend in, lie his way out, or fight his way to live another day. Being a spy always suited him better.

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I got so excited when I came to the realization that Loona could be Bond.

I was so disappointed before because like, poor Loona, Octavia gets to have her dream family, but Loona doesn’t? No no no I gotta fix that- But then it hit me like, OMG WAIT- WAIT!!!!

Also I completely ADORE the idea that Blitzø and Stolas treat her like an actual kid when they are alone, that is literally so sweet. BUT it’s so funny to think that since Octavia is also aware that Loona is a hellhound, it’s just an entire family who treats their dog with a really weird amount of respect while also awkwardly trying to not seem weird to the rest of their family and people around them.

For example, all three of the Forgers’ feel weird about putting Loona on a leash, but they can’t give themselves away either by voicing this. However it is also against the law anyways to have a dog without a leash, so they try to ignore the weirdness and they all apologize to Loona separately.

(I’m deciding to make her a puppy. Like a puppy puppy, it would be really weird to have her be a hellhound but not a clothed hellhound. Despite her BEING a normal puppy puppy, Stolas still ends up dressing her up since she’s still a little girl. Stolas, Blitzø and Octavia, all attempt to find ways to help Loona return to being a normal hellhound and in turn, grant her a human disguise so she can be an actual kid in their makeshift family. Granted, some attempts are a lot better than others.)

And Blitzø calling Loona his second daughter and everyone thinking he is weird for it is also so so so cute. Stolas was no doubt very surprised hearing it for the first time before also chalking it up to Blitzø being a huge dog lover.

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The lore behind the fake family is pretty much the same as Spy x Family has with tweaks here and there.

(🥲I just accidentally deleted the entire paragraph I just wrote out I’m so sad- I don’t even remember how I said it. IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE HOW IT GOT DELETED-)

The government is lying about being against (some random country) in order to hide the truth about the Cold War. It’s called “The Secret Cold War” (as creative as that is) among those who aware of the real conflict between Earth and Hell. While they are currently working together to deal with the current problem of escaped Hell residents, the government has grown sour of the partnership and is beginning to think going to war with Hell and take them out at the source is a better idea than taking them out one at a time.

The hunt for spies is still a huge priority, however it isn’t much better to be found out as Hellspawn. Most are executed, but some are lucky enough to have merciful guards or have enough money to bribe, but upon being returned back to Hell, they are often found to be beaten and bloody.

The government is teetering on the proclamation of war against Hell, Blitzø is given the mission to prevent this outcome by enrolling his adopted daughter into a school- yada yada you get the rest.

Stolas joined the family as to not be suspicious to the government, very similarly to Yor’s motivations, other than his fear of being found out as Hellspawn.

BUT YEAH- this is a fun AU to me- IM HAPPY YOU LIKE IT.

Helluva Boss + SPY x family crossover inspired by Laviko_weid drawing on Twitter!!!!

I have so much fun thinking of the character dynamics and the fun added bonus of all of them being from Hell. (This is a world where there is a problem of hellspawn migrating to Earth, and the government is working with Hell to purge their world of secret Hellborn residents)

Stolas

Stolas ran away from the throne and his arranged marriage WITH his grimoire when he was 23, fleeing to the human world to start over. (Meaning Stolas is much more accustomed to ‘real life’ than canon Stolas. Still love them both tho)

Due to not using a crystal and instead uses sheer magical will that Stolas stays in human form, he finds it difficult to keep his eyes constantly changed, so opts to just keep his eyes closed. This doesn’t limit him at all, and he can see perfectly fine with them shut. However, if feeling intense feelings, especially if sudden, he forgets or just doesn’t care to keep them shut.

Stolas became an assassin at age 25, finding an odd sense of belonging to the profession. A control he never felt in his previous life. But as the years passed, Stolas became increasingly worried about being found out by the government. Most likely he wouldn’t be executed, but at this point, he has grown fond of his life on Earth and is making no plans on returning to his loveless marriage or royal duties back in Hell.

Blitzø

During the Circus fire, the fire had spread to nearby trees and buildings, including a building that was owned by a dangerous gang in the area, the fire killing a solid number of important gang members. For years they had hunted Blitzø, and while trying to escape them one day, Blitzø landed himself inside of a jail cell, meeting Moxxie in the process. After breaking out, they both decided it would just be safer to leave Hell all together.

Blitzø steals Veroskia’s (how to spell??) crystal and gives it to Moxxie then proceeds to steal himself one by sleeping with a succubus. They flee to earth. Blitzø is 22 at this point.

He found himself hating that hellspawn are hunted on earth (the whole point of going to earth was to be able to live without that fear of being prey) he attempted to become an assassin, however, Moxxie went into spy work and was easily persuaded since he thought it was the next best thing because you got to dress up AND you got to shoot people.

(Blitzø is a great spy because he is unpredictable and spontaneous- definitely a different kind of spy compared to Twilight.)

(Millie is human in this AU, Millie is that one coworker, Camilla, Moxxie is Frankie. These two are married, don’t question it)

Octavia

Octavia’s egg hatched a week after Stolas had left. (Stella had kept the egg a secret from Stolas, wanting to not constantly be pestered by the owl demon)

Stella was set to be wed to another Goetia, and she didn’t want to bring the owlet from her first marriage that failed spectacularly over to her second one. She wasn’t close enough to the newly hatched bird to be bothered. But It couldn’t get out that a Goetia had been given up to the streets of hell, and Stella didn’t want this girl to be unfairly exploited or raised improperly for being a Goetia, especially when she looked so much like her father already. Stella manually transformed Octavia into her human disguise and handed her off to a succubus who she had paid handsomely and instructed her to be handed off to a family who could take care of her. Unfortunately, Octavia had been handed off to demon obsessed lunatics.

At the age of 4, they had Octavia read a spell that they had no idea what it did. She had the magical ability to cast it, but she had the reading ability of a four year old and she was attempting to read a language she had been taught second hand by people who had taught themselves how to read it. It didn’t go great, she passed out in the process, however, when she awoke, she was granted the gift of telepathy.

Stolas and Octavia are both unaware that she is his actual blood related daughter, but it’s constantly mentioned by other characters that they look much more related than Blitzø and Octavia do. But it’s late to change the story now!

When the show starts, Stolas is 28, Blitzø is 25, and Octavia is 5

Also also Loona is Bond, the future seeing dog.

I have no excuses and no regrets

I feel like I’ve just been knighted

A-SPECS RISE UP!!! GO FOR THE THROATS!!

Ace Week Comic...2!!

Saw someone say "fanfic writers/fandom sees a characters aro/ace-ness as an obstacle instead of their sexuality" and yup. that about sums it up