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wide boys comin through!! make some room folks!!

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the one experience that unites all 90s and early 2000s kids is experiencing at least one work of fiction with a deceptively adorable illustration of cute animals on the cover who live in societies with an established political system, hierarchy of leadership and culture and are driven from their homes by human activity and/or engage in violent conflicts with other animals in similar communities that lead to many of the characters’ brutal deaths, which are described in graphic detail and which left you briefly emotionally traumatized by being confronted with the concept of your own fragile mortality before you were 10

hold the fuck up I just noticed there’s an apple juice emoji

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My daughter also needs to see if your son can manage a house, cook food. Only then we’ll agree to this marriage.

Queen shit

the best thing in the entire goddamn world is the fact that human beings have hands perfectly capable of giving amazing scritches and there are hundreds of animals out there who just love being scritched

How about I seduce the goblin with my shaved 6-pack

-A werewolf named Chad

I'm replaying skyrim and I always forget the the default face and the guy that greets you when you wake up is the same

And it's so fucking funny to me because all I can think of is them just

they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

Please fucking lie to your employer. Like they don’t need to know your mental health issues or what drugs you do. Ffs

Someone said to me, “I’m going grocery shopping. Do you want anything?” To which I answered, “Hans Zimmer apples, please,” and they brought me some (they looked like Granny Smith apples but I didn’t get to taste them).

In order to truly understand America, you must go to a Spirit Halloween set up inside of the closed-down ChuckE Cheese’s

“This video of this adorable little girl encouraging her Dad while he tries to do her hair, is just what we needed to brighten up our day.” [X]

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

“Nice Does Not Mean Good”

Happy Mother’s Day :)

this is legitimately the best headline i have ever read in my entire life 

CANNOT stop thinking about the Josh fight. Over 100 guys named josh got together to fight with pool noodles and they all decided that the winner was a five year-old so tiny the Burger King crown was too big for him. And they lifted him into the air and cheered like he was Simba. Earth is a good place to be after all

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”