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the joy of realizing someone is a similar type of freak as you

lost in the moss

Cute date idea

can't stop thinking about how dame aylin is literally a homophobic father's worst nightmare. 7ft tall lesbian with a bigass sword walks in, makes your daughter swoon, whisks her away and turns her against you, kills you and stomps on your head until she's essentially making wine and then celebrates by treating your daughter to a several day fuckathon. nobody's doing it like her

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

tolkien fans are insufferable because you'll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they'll say "omg my favourite character is about to appear!" and it's a fucking siege weapon

She nailed it

Western Olive Toad (Amietophrynus poweri), family Bufonidae, eastern Caprivi, Namibia

photograph by Johan Marais

This ends up being my party, every time.

this joke makes me so mad because I 100% bet you we already have

i get why people were criminals back in the day. if i was running from the cops in the thirties and i turned around and saw three horses and a model t id probably slow down to a light jog

Childhood can be scary.

A collection of some of my hand-drawn horror looping animations!

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

books in bg3 that are indistinguishable from a tumblr shitpost part 1

Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive

Daddy’s New Whip

Bearded vultures will see an iron oxide rich mud puddle and go 'is anyone going to bathe in that' and not wait for an answer

finally some good fucking news

keep fucking and eating and napping and having a zest for life forever king 🤘

Having media literacy is more important than being good at math prove me wrong

rules of exploring the forest:

1. if you walk through taller vegetation during only slightly warmer temperatures, it doesn't matter how much repellent you put on. you shall get ticks. you will get ticks. the ticks are unavoidable.

2. some forests will have an uncanny feeling to them or make you feel like you're not welcome. you will tell yourself it's just the environment.

3. rain is just water. it is not dangerous.

4. animals will scare the shit out of you when they get startled by your presence.

5. you will get a feeling that some stuff you find on the ground you are not supposed to take with you. you will wonder if this fear is warranted.

6. you will find things in the forest in the middle of nowhere that make you go "what the hell is this doing here?!"

7. the feeling of someone following you will probably only get stronger when looking behind you.

8. if you didn't bring water and are now far from home, you've fucked up.

Not telling your kid they have a learning disability, chronic illness, mental illness etc. so they can “feel normal” actually does the opposite. They will not feel normal if they do not have the context to understand that their normal will be different from that of their peers.