I Was In A Line In This Shop To Get A Smoothie, And This Young Blonde Gal Was Watching The Line. Some

I was in a line in this shop to get a smoothie, and this young blonde gal was watching the line. Some customers were getting impatient and messing up the line, and it was REALLY getting to this girl, like it VISIBLY irked her

And she shouts: "Gals, bros, nonbinary hoes! Please stay in an orderly line!"

The person next to her (who I'm guessing was her manager) looked horrified and immediately pulled her back out of sight (probably to scold her) but--

I have never felt so validated and impressed by a stranger working a barista job in my life. She has some SERIOUS guts, WHO EVEN THINKS OF THAT IN THE MOMENT?? That's the kind of story you read on line snd are like "lmao no, didn't happen" AM I IN A MOVIE?? IS SHE THE MAIN CHARACTER??

Anyways, I love her now. She's my hero, I wish I knew her in person. She seems like the kind of person who would push me to ask for a different food when the waiter of a restaurant gets my order wrong "He asked for no pickles" but embodied in a single human being

I'm worried she's going to get fired and I'll never see her againnn, blonde girl at Playa Bowls come backkkkk

...I want to give him a hug, he's a good boy

pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

Here's my stupidest conversation today (thus far), I've been in the car with my brother and father for 6+ hours as we drive through multiple states. It is exhausting, we're all tired, then my brother starts talking.

My brother is entering this new school year and he's whining about how he "doesn't have what other people have" and he's disconnected from his friends because he doesn't have a phone, snapchat, etc.

The problem?

This moron has a phone, he just doesn't like using it. Idk why, I really don't. He's talking about feeling left out of his friends' conversations but-- How are they supposed to do that? They cant contact him!

This is such a BS problem. Like--social anxiety I COMPLETELY understand, but a communication barrier in a LITERAL sense?? NO! He's lucky enough to own a phone, he can download whatever apps he wants. He's just freaking out and doesn't seem to understand why a phone is an important device to be contactable by people.

Which is-- So weird, because he's constantly on his computer and on calls with people through discord. I don't see what the problem is, he's a child of the internet. Why? Why is he so against a mobile communication device??

I'm ready to make this happen

As someone who plans to study UX and design, fuck yeah. Sure

If it sells, I will fucking design the most motherfucking Cthulhu Chaos textured website and advertisements you have seen in your goddamn existence

The "graphic design" world is so fucking boring. It's all "elegant" this and "aesthetic" that and IT'S SO DULL AND BORING AND IT'S BORING!!!

ORBS

Lmfao, I will forever read this as a bad wattpad "Y/N" fiction term

I can't take it seriously

I should really go to sleep

So last one: here's some pondering orbs

*peers into your orbs to ponder the universe*

Yay...welcome to "adulthood" me

I want a refund on my life please

These fuckers really spend my entire life teaching me to obey, only to now suddenly say I have to stop being so obedient and advocate for myself

BITCH ALL I KNOW IS THAT ADVOCATING FOR MYSELF LANDS ME IN A SHITFEST OF PAIN AND PUNISHMENT--???? TF?

"And I was so young when I behaved twenty-five Yet now, I find I've grown into a tall child"

Y'all Mitski is my fucking life at this point, these lyrics hurt