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mistress-pandemonium
Sold My Soul To Vogue

My avatar is black, just like my soul.

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So I Texted My Brother This Joke: How Do You Organize A Space Party? You PLANET... And Under A Minute

So I texted my brother this joke: “How do you organize a space party? you PLANET”... and under a minute later he is walking upstairs after my mom called him to help with dinner saying “sorry mom, I would love to help but I have to go kill myself. Your daughter just sent me the WORST joke ever”........ clearly SOMEONE doesn’t appreciate my amazing sense of humor

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loser puns for days Punny Hilarious i am funny pun humor siblings sibling love
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If only we could oversleep in our spare time and store it up for another day when we’re busy

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I have found a mood and her name is Jade

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sometimes I think that I’m having fun and then I realize I’m not.

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mistress-pandemonium
7 years ago

Cat pics work too

If dudes sent dog pics instead of dick picks on dating websites, they would get a lot more dates.

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team cat i like dogs too though BUT KITTENS 🖤
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mistress-pandemonium
7 years ago

I want some Jurassic era flora to stand guard by my front door #antisocialsolutions

Fake plants are cool and all, but… they’re fake. They’re not real. Why do we limit ourselves to only making artificial plants based on natural, existing flora? I’m so here for fake houseplants that look like something you’d find on an alien world. 

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