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Molly-zone - Molly Mondegreen - Tumblr Blog
the ambient smiler and the funny chuckler locked in constant grinning combat all our lives and nobody talks about it.
Bear was not a huge fan of her daughter Pear when the two first met. maternal instinct has been bred out of domestic Coturnix quail, so Bear was quite suspicious of this mysterious peeping bundle!
when Pear grew up (4 weeks later) the two eventually found some common ground in their shared attributes of roundness and brownness and would spend most of their time together. Pear ended up larger than her mother but inherited her gentle disposition and love of sitting around staring blankly into space
Photo study
need to fall down this rabbit hole immediately.
molly video game essentials
if you want to understand the molly in terms of what she finds enjoyable this is a pretty good look into her taste
i think of this image at least once a month its so funny how this is just what its actually like
i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite
From: Meremanoid
I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother
sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing to me
“The fascinating world of insects” by Free High-Quality Documentaries on youtube
pure michigan baby
YOU are a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with your latte and such
[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such
cyberbullying in movies: Ashley @MeanPopularGirlAtMidwestHS: "OMG did you see what Sarah wore yesterday? She looks like such a homeless person! #bum #nofashion #loser" cyberbulling in real life: the guy with the Pessi pfp just sent me footage of Chinese steel workers in a tragic accident and said "that's gonna be you" with no context
car corpse photos
i like being at the junkyard. it’s awkwardly sandwiched inbetween a strip club and a prison, and it’s my favorite open air graveyard. bf: would I be a graverobber in this analogy?
download firefox
sissy is maybe the least sexy word ever
it sucks and you sound like a dipshit. please hold this L
dreamcast modem comes in today
i am one raspberry pi 3 and one phone cable away from an extremely inadvisable use of my time. i am going to neg 50 year olds in planet ring