I Saw The Sweeney Todd Broadway Revival And I Cant Stop Thinking About Grobanized Sweeney Todd Im Rotating

I saw the Sweeney Todd Broadway revival and I can’t stop thinking about Grobanized Sweeney Todd… I’m rotating him like a rotisserie chicken in my mind 360 degrees 24/6

Ok obviously Julius is the parallel to Quincey, down to the yeehaw aesthetics (joking)

But Soma Cruz is the parallel to... Not Dracula, Jonathan. All white hair? Check. Knife as main weapon for stage 1? Check. A love interest called Mina he'd walk into hell for? (This is not a serious meta or theory, come on)

Wow everyone is going through it. Hold my hand

5 November 2023

The GLASSES!! The HAIRSTYLE!! The EARRINGS?!?!

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I had an ominous feeling about his outfit and the flowers painted on it, in addition to the fact that the umbrella was torn 😥😥❤️💔

But how can I focus on the inauspicious signs and ignore his handsomeness in the card?! I can't- 😭😭😭😭

Sword gays showdown preliminaries

Propaganda:

For Goemon Ishikawa III:

he is an old timey samurai existing in modern times because he wants to and i respect it. he cut a lightning bolt once and then immediately slipped on a banana peel. great combination of dork and scarily deadly swordsman

He uses a sword called Zantetsuken! Zantetsuken has multiple backstories such as three of the strongest swordsman forged the metal of their sword to make it, or that it was made using the metal of a fallen meteor. Zantetsuken can cut almost literally anything. Goemon is a trained samurai thief and he usually helps the gang by using Zantetsuken to cut whatever obstacle is in the way. I personally headcanon him to be bisexual and transgender!

For Nicholas Cox:

He has a very one sided rivalry with Seiji who is so much better than him it’s not even funny at the start, and get this, later they become roommates

Darling Charming was submitted without propaganda.