Self Call-Out

Self Call-Out

Calling out myself for sometimes saying mean/hurtful things without meaning to.

If anyone sees me say something that could be considered rude, offensive, or generally hurtful, feel free to call me out on it, so that I can punt myself into the sun for a while to think about what I’ve done (by which I mean sit down for a few hours to try and think of a proper way to apologize for the comment and to restore honor to myself, my family and my cow).

I hear the drums echoing tonight But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation She’s coming in twelve-thirty flight Her moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me toward salvation I stopped an old man along the way Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies He turned to me as if to say, “Hurry, boy, it’s waiting there for you.” It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I bless the rains down in Africa Gonna take some time to do the things we never had The wild dogs cry out in the night As they grow restless longing for some solitary company I know that I must do what’s right Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti I seek to cure what’s deep inside Frightened of this thing that I’ve become It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I bless the rains down in Africa Gonna take some time to do the things we never had “Hurry, boy, she’s waiting there for you.” It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I bless the rains down in Africa I bless the rains down in Africa I bless the rains down in Africa I bless the rains down in Africa I bless the rains down in Africa Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

This user loves the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Series and wishes more people would give them a chance 

Requested by: @orange-hat

Bespinben’s MIDI of “Through the Sea Of Time/Grovyle’s Sacrifice for Piano” From Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2 edited to play as a soft harp tune. Album art by me (X)

I’d be down to be worshiped as one of the Great Bleeding Ones. It would definitely make me feel a bit better when the cramps hit.

*Horrified alien voice* So you’re telling me that you stick this blood-filled sack of skin and nerves inside of a moist, dripping flesh cavern, then millions of tiny white swimming worms come gushing out of the blood-filled sack and into that cavern, where they seek out this relatively giant “egg” and one of them invades and infects the egg… then the infected egg attaches itself to one of your internal organs, grows inside of you, and for nine entire months this parasite grows inside your body, eating your blood and squishing your organs, until it forces itself out of the same small opening the blood-filled sack went into, causing tearing, bleeding, pain, and screaming, there’s feces, piss, and effluvia EVERYWHERE, and even then you have to physically cut the parasite off of the host? And you could DIE doing all this? Then, the parasite is born helpless and is dependent on you for at least 16 MORE YEARS??? And this is how you REPRODUCE??!??! That’s like something out of a horror movie! On my planet, we just grow these buds that fall off, they go off and do their own thing, and don’t come back until they’re old enough to learn new things from us. Man, you humans are terrifying monstrosities!

What, there’s MORE? Wait, you mean that every month, the ones with the flesh caverns get punished by their bodies for not becoming infected with a parasite, by LOSING PARTS OF THEIR INTERNAL ORGANS, AND BLEEDING COPIOUSLY??? And they don’t DIE??? And this goes on every month for as long as FORTY YEARS??? Why aren’t you worshiping them as LIVING DEITIES??? I feel if they’re doing all that, they should be waited on hand and foot, with some of their devotees slitting their own throats in glorious self-sacrifice to the Great Bleeding Ones, at the very least.

This was recorded by the Portsmouth Symphonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

This is the result. And it makes me laugh every single time.

It tries to be so dramatic but it just falls flat. Love it.