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reminder trans men aren’t just cute, they’re also handsome and hot as hell

I wish that there wasn’t this feeling of “Haha, I suck.” Among fan fiction writers. Don’t apologize for not being able to update regularly. Don’t apologize for what happens in your life. Enjoy taking your time with things. Update when you want. Consume other works when (and while) you’re stuck. You’re not a word generating machine. You’re a person, and I am grateful that you’ve chosen to share your stories with us. Thank you.

- some men have bigger chests that average and that’s ok

- some men have higher voices than average. that is 100% alright and normal

- some men get periods. that’s a pain in the ass, but it’s still a-ok

- some men are short. like wolverine. so just remember if wolverine is a short dude then you can be one too

- some men wear makeup; you’re a prince and makeup isn’t only for girls

- some men are called women, but this isn’t true, it’s because people are assholes. you’re a man

- feel free to add on about things that are okay about men

*terfs, terf allies, transphobes, etc go away

i just received a text from my best friend that said “so i think i’m gay” out of literally nowhere

so i’m like “dude sweet for real just like suddenly you realized or?”

and she says “well i pretty much just had sex with a girl so”

AND THEN DOESN’T ANSWER ME FOR AN HOUR

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT AND THEN NOT EXPLAIN IT AT ALL

Sometimes I just start singing and my mom joins in

The Grim Reaper is no longer able to claim lives directly. Instead, when your time is up a mark appears on your body and it is the duty of every other person to kill you on sight.

x

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

What did you say?

doot doot

Now wait a fucking minute

Also kinky

Ahhh yes

The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.

kinky

Are you and roman-ciful dating irl?? Because you guys are really cute together

something like that ;) 

the table has been shook. these kids aren’t playing any games and fuck anyone who thinks that this generation of teens shouldn’t be aware and adamant about wanting social/political change

I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.

morning routine.png

Yo what the fuck, @showerthoughtsofficial should be saying this

A cell phone is a mobile, smaller version of the house phone

Are you an animal person?

No I’m a demon person

Roman: Nice hands, Logan.

Logan: Thank you?

Roman: I bet they’d look better wrapped around my-

[Patton walks in]

Virgil: wrAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AMEN

God damn it

you know those soulmate aus in fanfics where everyone sees black and white until they meet their soulmate and the world bursts into color?

the fbi agent’s world bursts into color when he turns on the webcam to monitor you for the first time

Those are some huge fucking sleeves

this is all I got done over the weekend…

I didn't get mah doot doot

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box