Satan Would B Like: *hands You An Origami Crane* I Love You *hands You A Book Of Pressed Flowers* I Love

satan would b like: *hands you an origami crane* i love you *hands you a book of pressed flowers* i love you *hands you a painted rock* i love you *hands you a small cat figurine* i love you *hands you silly clippings from a magazine* i love you *h

this is to say that he makes a bunch of cool stuff and youre the first person he thinks of when hes done with them

Hello, can I request camping with Reverto? Like you and him are on a quest and for some reason you can't make it bake before nightfall do you decide to camp?

Lesson Number One

After getting turned around in the dense forests of Alcala, you and Reverto have to make ends meet the old fashioned way. Also, Reverto gives you another hunting lesson.

“We’re lost.” Is the first thing to come out of your mouth. 

How’d this happen?

You and Reverto were tasked by the guild to head to Alcala, and take care of a tigrex that was disrupting travel. The beast was a lot stronger than previous encounters, and even with Reverto’s skill and your monsties...needless to say, you’ve barely scraped by. The flying wyvern wrapped you in guys in circles from where you previously intended to slay it. You guys eventually killed the tigrex, but it cost you all your healing items and your monsties are out of commission.

“No, no.” The hunter said while glancing down at a map (no, he didn’t bring it. Lilia MADE him take it). He then proceeded to place a hand to his chin, hum a little, then scratch his head. With a slight huff, you marched up to him and snatched the map from his hands.

“Hey!” Reverto protested at your sudden intervention. You didn’t have to be a good map reader to see what the problem was.

“Reverto...” You started calmly with a slight twitch of your brow.

“THE MAP IS UPSIDE DOWN!” You hissed loudly while thrashing the piece of paper in his face.

“Oh, that explains a lot...” He said before sheepishly rubbing the back of his neck: “My bad...”

“Such a prepared hunter you are.” You mumbled sarcastically under your breath as you walked ahead.

“No need to be rude dude.” Reverto said while crossing his arms. Then he smiled slightly and whispered, “That rhymes.”

Being lost was worrying enough, but it was worse when the sun began to set. Nocturnal monsters coming out to hunt, and you and your partner being vulnerable. Reverto narrowed his eyes at the setting sun and said, “Guess camping is our only option.”

“Great.” You muttered. You had nothing against camping. I mean, you’ve done it all throughout your travels. It’s being without supplies that worries you. You guys found a nice reclusive spot near a river to set up. Reverto got a fire going while you set up the tents. The hunter could sense your tension the whole time.

“What’s got you so worked up, Y/N?” He asked casually while getting some raw meat (from the tigrex) ready to cook.

“What’s got me worked up is how you CAN’T be so worked up! I mean, we’re practically naked out here! All of our supplies are gone, remember?!” You shouted while angrily tying a knot so the tent would stay up. He blinked at you in confusion before laughing and saying, “What are you talking about?”

He then gestured to the surrounding area with a smile and said, “All of our supplies are right here!”

You blinked a couple times.

“What?” You said with confusion.

“Hunting 101, my dude! You use the environment to get what you need!” He said.

“Those herbs over there are our potions, and that honey over there can make ‘em better.” Reverto told you, and then pulled a mushroom seemingly out of nowhere to add to the meat he was cooking. 

“I see.” You said before saying sheepishly, “Sorry for my earlier behavior.”

He swatted his hand at you and smiled, “Water under the bridge.”

You then grabbed a torch and set off to find some herbs. It was a lot more nerving without your monsties. You still had your weapon on you, but it wouldn’t do much by itself. You tried not to think about that, and instead thought of getting back to your companion. Collecting as much ingredients as you can carry, you turned to head back to camp.

A yell from him, however, picked up your pace. Dropping everything you were carrying, you sprinted back to camp. 

What you stumbled upon made you want to drop dead.

Reverto had dropped the food and was now using the frying pan as a shield against an altaroth that innocently wandered into camp.

“Get it away!” The grown man shouted while swinging the pan. The insect curiously tilted its head at the hunter’s behavior.

You didn’t know whether to yell or cry, so you laughed. He glared at you before begging for assistance.

“It just wants the mushroom.” You stated with a chuckle before picking up the fungi and chucking it far away. The altaroth followed, leaving you two alone.

“Thank goodness...” He breathed in relief before plopping on the ground with a tired sigh. 

“Sorry about wasting the meat.” He said sheepishly while rubbing his neck with his free hand: “Guess I do need to toughen up.”

You laughed and sat down beside him, placing a comforting hand on his arm. You smiled and said, “What’s that you told me? Hunters get their ingredients from the environment, so let’s go find some food.”

He smiled and nodded like a little kid. This day did not go as planned, but it ended with lessons and laughs.

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The morning sun bled through the trees. You were honestly surprised you slept at all with all the noise, but you did.

Stepping out of your tent, you were greeted by the loud beating of wings. You were about to call for Reverto, when a voice interrupted you.

“Are you guys lost?”

“Alwin!” You cheered happily as Reverto stepped out tiredly from his tent. You agreed to the wyverian’s offer before whispering, “Finally, a competent man.”

“Hey!” 

you have a place in my heart no one else ever could have 🍃

F. Scott Fitzgerald

My first ever finish! Cafe Terrace at Night from TheStitchPatterns on etsy :) by probsreadingfantasy

I have a lot of thoughts about the demon bros’ rooms but most of them condense to “what the fuck”

Lucifer’s room doesn’t have SHIT in it. This man’s only hobbies are getting wine drunk, listening to classical music, and crying himself to sleep

Mammon that is a garage. Mammon. Mammon look at me

Levi you cannot tell me that sleeping in a bathtub is in any way shape or form good for your spine…also why is Henry so tiny? With a tank that big he ought to be the size of a small dog

Satan are you trying to give me a fucking aneurysm why do you have open flame directly next to your books, SATAN THE CANDLE WAX IS MELTING DIRECTLY ONTO THE BOOKS…this entire room is a fire hazard and i am so so stressed

There is one of two things going on here: either Asmo doesn’t know what allergies are and his room is inevitably crawling with bugs, or those are all artificial flowers and they are a PAIN to dust

Beel and Belphie have the most normal room in this house and it’s still a trip to look at bc of the twin thing. Even the curtains in the back are split between their colors. It looks cool but man…what the fuck. Yes I am ignoring the umbrellas

16. nose kisses with satan?

16. nose kisses

These happen when one of you thinks the other just did something too cute for words. Neither of you are really sure how it happened, but all you both know is that now you can’t stop. 

“Satan, look! I baked butterfly shaped cookies!” Nose kiss. 

“(Y/n), I picked you up some food on my way home since I knew you hadn’t eaten today.” Nose kiss. 

“I got you a new book, Satan! It made me think of you since it seems like something you’d like.” Nose kiss and a passionate kiss on the lips. 

“If your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches. William Goldman.” He likes to do that, randomly quote romantic things to you just to receive a kiss. 

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