So I Was Messing Around On An Incorrect Quote Generator, And... These Are All Amazingly Accurate And/or

So I was messing around on an incorrect quote generator, and... these are all amazingly accurate and/or just funny? I had an absolute blast reading and wheezing over these.

Cosmere characters as dumb things I’ve said/heard Round 2

“I used to steal crackers from the counter. I’d be like crunch, crunch, crunch, swallow. NO ONE KNOWS!” -Lift

“I could be a watering can! You don’t know!” -Basically any Lightweaver

“The rules specifically state I win because storm you.” -Wit

“I have a problem. And no, it’s not one you can solve with a dead body. Put down the shovel.” -Vasher

“I’ve seen my fair share of pricks, but you, sir, are the whole cactus.” -Anyone @ Wit

“Nice name, did your mom pick it out for you or something?” -Wit/Hoid/Cephandrius/Some random beggar/Whoever

“Are you a bow? Because I must be an arrow (Aro)! As in, I don’t feel attraction to you.” -Jasnah @ Amaram

“Welcome to PE! As in, Physical Excruciation Hour!” -Dalinar

“Short, caffeinated, and ready to murder.” -Vin

“High, bi, and ready to die.” -Kaladin

“It is a law, universally acknowledged, that if a jar of salsa is at the table and you sit in front of it, you are now the master of the salsa and anyone who takes some is therefore encroaching upon your territory.” -Hoid

I Know Him from Hamilton, but it’s just Mr. L’s response to whenever someone mentions Mario.

https://youtu.be/kkG-KT_Comw Discuss

Roulx Kaard is the best dad and should be promoted to Greater Dad. I take no suggestions on this.

So I made a thing.

Olly and Olivia, sketches I made in class while I was bored.

Let 👏 them 👏 be 👏 a 👏 happy 👏 family👏

If any of y’all have any tips on shading, or constructive criticism, I’d love to hear it.