I already had this blog but now I’m putting my wretched brainrot things on it
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paul matthews and the dangers of overstimulation
Coming out as a Hey, Melissa! defender, she’s just girlie pop and I think catboy Paul and dogboy Ted are great additions to the lore ✌️🐈💖
https://archiveofourown.org/works/57780223/chapters/148183672
CHAPTER TWO OF AM I NOT A FLY LIKE THEE IS FINALLY OUT BABEYYYYYYY
careless whisper fucks so insanely hard and i will never forgive the internet for making it a "meme song." tonight the music seems so loud i wish that we could lose this crowd maybe its better this way we'd hurt each other with the things we want to say. if you even care.
Highlights from trying to do anatomy practice with some Hatchetfield blorbs
What kills me about the Hatchetfield musicals is how much POTENTIAL- for goodness, for love- is crushed when these lives are cut short.
We only saw him for a minute or so, but I am emotional every day about Max “get behind me- I’ll protect you” Jagerman
Tee hee <3
REVENGE PARTY X BULLY THE BULLY RAHHHHHHH
I MADE A NERDY PRUDES UQUIZ PLS TAKE IT
Guy who was wrong and then died and came back fine. Nobody figured out what the issue was but the hard reboot seemed to do the trick
i made this exactly one year ago and i still think the idea for it is good
it can happen to you every moment PSA please dont rotate 2d creatures
Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone
DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"
You know what really pisses me off in Hatchetfield writing?
Half infection.
it’s like people completely ignore EVERYTHING that Hidgens talks about in TGWDLM. The goop literally DISSOLVES YOUR INSIDES AND ORGANS AND REPLACES IT WITH THAT OF A PARASITIC ORGANISM LOYAL ONLY TO POKEY.
The person there is gone, replaced by a completely different life form. Half infection is only briefly shown in “Let It Out”, but that’s while Paul’s insides are being literally dissolved as he speaks/sings. If you consume that goop, you’re dead.
There are no traces of your past life. No break through of identity. You’re dead.
Ok, this writing style doesn’t actually make me incredibly upset. What makes me upset is that everyone in the extended hatchetverse just seems to ignore TGWDLM. And that makes me sad, since it’s my favorite piece of starkid media.
The idea of a blue goop that is a parasite that consumes you intensely and then replaces you, like a body snatcher, is HORRIFYING. And ID LOVE to see it written like that somewhere. But writers seem to think of it more like some type of mind control, and that just makes me sad. It undercuts the tragedy that Bill was trying to reach his daughter, one that wasn’t there anymore.
…sorry for ranting. If you write the goop like this, you’re still an amazing writer. It’s just… I wish there was some accurate material. You know?
love of my absolute life by the way
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:))))))) you guys know what also liquefies your internal organs??? the natural process of decay in the body by its own gut microbiome ((((: I love metaphors and implications teeheehee I love decay as an extant form of life I love disease as a metaphor for unfamiliarity
You know what really pisses me off in Hatchetfield writing?
Half infection.
it’s like people completely ignore EVERYTHING that Hidgens talks about in TGWDLM. The goop literally DISSOLVES YOUR INSIDES AND ORGANS AND REPLACES IT WITH THAT OF A PARASITIC ORGANISM LOYAL ONLY TO POKEY.
The person there is gone, replaced by a completely different life form. Half infection is only briefly shown in “Let It Out”, but that’s while Paul’s insides are being literally dissolved as he speaks/sings. If you consume that goop, you’re dead.
There are no traces of your past life. No break through of identity. You’re dead.
Ok, this writing style doesn’t actually make me incredibly upset. What makes me upset is that everyone in the extended hatchetverse just seems to ignore TGWDLM. And that makes me sad, since it’s my favorite piece of starkid media.
The idea of a blue goop that is a parasite that consumes you intensely and then replaces you, like a body snatcher, is HORRIFYING. And ID LOVE to see it written like that somewhere. But writers seem to think of it more like some type of mind control, and that just makes me sad. It undercuts the tragedy that Bill was trying to reach his daughter, one that wasn’t there anymore.
…sorry for ranting. If you write the goop like this, you’re still an amazing writer. It’s just… I wish there was some accurate material. You know?
Uuuuuuuhhh droid23 Lisa Frankenstein au????? I need to stop THINKING ABOUT DIFFERENT THINGS I HAVE A FIC TO WRITE BUT THE PARALLELS.
You know who ELSE MURDERS PEOPLE AND CSN ATTACH THEIR BODY PARTS TO THEIR OWN BODY??? YOU KNOW WHO ELSES WHOLE THING IS “FOREVER AND ALWAYS”?????aaaaaaaaaa.
EMMAAAA!! she’s a stoat because I love stoats and I love emma perkins.
*you can change the desicions you make, gowever you do not retain the knowledge of it that you have