Alternatively, If You Love Bugs, The Pokemon World Is Amazing

alternatively, if you love bugs, the pokemon world is amazing

Reasons why the Pokémon world is terrifying:

1 in 4 animals in the real world is a beetle.

In Pokémon, the beetles—Heracross—are the size of a large child.

ok but can you make your tumblr url into a chumhandle is the question

horrible horrible realization

oh! oh! i actually know why they mentioned this! in different places around the world, but particularly in the west, there are a lot of stories about "animal brides" which is a lot less weird then it seems! essentially, its stories of animals that usually shed their animal skin in some way to become humans, typically those animals being swans or seals, and then after they do what they needed to do, they put back on their animal skin and turn into an animal!

however, sometimes a human will steal the animal skin of some random person, which essentially binds them to that human until they can get their animal skin back from them. usually this ends as a metaphor for "dont kidnap and r-word women" which i consider pretty cool

still the whole implied pokephilia/zoophilia is weird

So

Nintendo

We need to speak about how in pokemon diamond and pearl you could find a book, that in the japanese text state that at one point in time humans married pokemon

Humans married pokemon

In official in game lore history books it is stated that humans married pokemon

In an official Nintendo game it states humans married pokemon

I cannot stress this enough

headcannon:

what if p03 cant hurt the player bc its programmed to follow the laws of robotics