DIDNT HAVE TO MAKE ME CRY THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING

DIDNT HAVE TO MAKE ME CRY THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING

AHH 😭😭

Still on my Ulder & Wyll bullshit but like

I keep thinking of Ulder Ravenguard, sending away his only son at seventeen, and years later hearing of a hero with a fine rapier and mismatched, kind eyes and manners from a storybook, and thinking, demanding surely not. that cannot be my son. my son is a devil's servant. it cannot be. i have no son.

and then after seven long years meeting Wyll again, at Wrym's Rock through a mindflayer's thrall, and feeling something like relief, not at seeing him but at this cold surety that this boy, this man, this hero of the frontiers could not be his son, because his son was not this tall and old and sure-footed, and did not have curling horns and a devil red eye, and the rumors must be wrong, and this Blade must be a stranger.

And then Wyll looks at him, with such kind eyes- his mother's eyes still, even devil-tainted- and calls him "father", and he knows, he knows, and his son is here, so much older and wearier and stronger, too, and he's a hero and a man and by gods he's a monster and by gods he's his son.

EHEHHEHEHEH

nobody took my pen away so the hades-crossover-fever continues. i’m ill

others: astarion, kotallo

Imagining neighbouring residents seeing this malnourished man of perhaps less than average height clambering into Gertrude flat wheezing like a broken bellows

They definitely called the cops out of fear that this weird man would injure himself

Sometimes we must remember

Season Two!Jon = Funniest Jon

he thought he was subtle

HE THOUGHT HE WAS BEING SECRETIVE (and was SHOCKED, SHOCKED I tell you, when people called him out)

T H I S D O R K

I was listening to season 5 of the Magnus Archives in class today

It took every ounce of will in my body not to cry. I didn’t even do any work I just sat there not crying for a good three quarters of an hour

WHEN JON SAID I LOVE YOU TO MARTIN IN THE FIRST(?) EPISODE OF SEASON 5 I WAS DUSGSHSVSBSHEJEHJWSHEB AHHHHHH

MY TEAR DUCTS

anyway so calm about it :DDDD

EHEHEHEHEHEEHBEEHHE

IM SHITTING MY PANTS

We can only hope 😔😔🙏

I JUST FINISHED HANNIBAL— I DONT BLAME MADS FOR SAYING HE WANTED TO KISS HUGH AT THE END.

I hope season 4 happens and they live happy gay lives and murder people :3