I am a duck, who just so happens to be a confused bisexual
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I Wanted To Check If My Water Was Boiling, But She Said No
I wanted to check if my water was boiling, but she said no
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Don't fucking give him ideas, he's already too powerful as is
Nunya !
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If he had actually made it functional I'd be considering calling the Pope because he'd obviously have made some sort of deal with the devil at that point.
When I play stardew I like to have earbuds in to listen to shit posts, but my earbuds have the desire to make me regret not charging them by screaming in my ears "LOW CHARGE" at decibels to do hearing damage with long exposure.
Scares the fuck out of me. Every. Fucking. Time.
One of them was goth, the other did ballet
Crystal sinks