Bigger Villains In Inquisition Than Corypheus

Bigger Villains in Inquisition than Corypheus

the requisition officer

that One Fucking Shard in the hinterlands

despair demons when they somersault away from you and you’re playing a melee fighter

despair demons that somersault so far away that when your melee fighter runs after them the rift they came out of resets

the quickbar with its only eight spaces

“requires deft hands, fine tools” 

the specialisation trainers that won’t train you until you fucking open up a new area and go and capture a keep and then go back to skyhold to do a scouting operation and then go back to the area to finally pick up a shit piece of loot from a random enemy and they don’t even tell you where you can find the enemies

banters that only happen every 15+ minutes

the chantry

hawke: did you really put aside everything and came all this way just for me?

varric: how did you even get here in skyhold so fast?

fenris: several traffic violations.

anders: three counts of resisting arrest.

merrill: roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

isabela: also, that’s not our ship.

bioware: nothing in life is free.

warden: adventure is free!

hawke: love is free!

inquisitor: knowledge is free!

da4 protagonist: everything is free if you take it without paying.

alexius: fuck you.

inquisitor: is that an insult or a to-do list?

alexius:

lavellan during a fight: DIE, YOU FUCKING DREAD WOLF ASSHOLE!

solas: we’ve got to work on your cursing.

lavellan: but... i thought i was good at it.

cullen, during his lyrium withdrawal: *hits the shelf*

inquisitor: hit my ass instead.

cullen: ... what?

inquisitor: what?