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Hmmm. I am a trash panda!
SCREENSHOT TO FIND OUT WHICH ANIMAL YOU ARE
If you're a bird, I'm a bird.
(Especially if that bird is a crow.)
(Especially if that crow never forgets a face.)
(Especially if that crow holds grudges.)
Learn more fascinating and true animal facts in Katherine Rundell's upcoming book, VANISHING TREASURES.
https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/748893/vanishing-treasures-by-katherine-rundell/
I would pay to see this.
Putting a hardstyle track over this Bollywood movie worked amazing [x]
My suggestion? To those who are homeless, avoid the salvation army. There are better options for shelters that actually care about you and want to help. If no bodies come in to fill their bedbug riddled beds, no names to pad out their files, no mouths to feed their passed expiration "food," and no minds to indoctrinate, the lack of activity will be noticed by the government, there are too many cases of abuse caused by these people to allow that organization to continue. It's about time for them to be taken to task and sued by the thousands of families and individuals that have suffered and robbed of property and dignity. Their "paperwork" is essentially a predatory contract that, if shown to a legal council, would be thrown out faster than a complaining tenant. My advice to those that truly want to help the homeless communities is to interact directly with those you wish to help. If you want to help financially, set up a bank account or similar for them, do NOT give your money, time, food, or material donations to the Salvation Army.










DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY

My eldritch familiar has visited, they demand a sacrifice of tuna.
Just casually reblogging this gem from the depths of tumblrs archive. Enjoy~
An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.
Hello dears! 🇵🇸🍉🙏I am asking you to support my campaign to help me reach my goal. I am in dire need of your support now to help me stay alive and safe. Gaza is a very dangerous place both in terms of living and lives. The family consists of 12 members, most of them are young children. I need your financial support to enable me to get the basic needs for my family until the Rafah crossing is😭 reopened to transport my family to safety and peace. Please help a family stay alive through your small donations or through your shares to others. Thank you very much for standing by those in need.🍉🙏⬇️🍓
By the looks of it, this is a horrible grift to be pulling. And completely uncalled for. An attempt at Guilt tripping random people that can't afford to provide for themselves, let alone a family of (supposedly) at least 13 people, most of whom are children. There's a word for this. Extortion. And last I checked, that stuffs very illegal in the country I am in.
Drinking water.
does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say it’s substance abuse
This looks so satisfying!


crochet balloon dogs by LoveNichelleHD
So, my(39 m) husband (39 m) came up with a glorious saying when he got fed up with his roommates constant whining, and felt it deserves to be shared with the world. "I'm tired of listening to you bippity boppity bitch!" Perfect.

Here's my two word comedy horror story.
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Night!
Yoink!


Change my meme (a replacement ‘Change my mind’ template) - template post - Imgur
Reblogging this infinitely useful gem! All of my mutual need to see this. (And many non-mutual too)
There’s a reason lots of good parents say to babies stuff like
“You’re excited to go to the park!”
“Oh, it makes you mad that we can’t go outside.”
And then when the babies get a little bit older the parents can say
“You seem upset. Are you sad?”
“Are you excited that gramma is coming over today?”
Which lets the kid (who is learning to utilize speech) respond with yes or no, which may prompt more questions, like
“So you aren’t sad, are you angry?”
“Yes, does it make you happy when gramma is here?”
And then, finally, when the child is learning to use language in a more complex way, the parents can say,
“How does it make you feel?”
“Why are you feeling like that?”
And it’s all about teaching emotional awareness. I really reccomend using the process on yourself. Learn to ask, “am I happy?” “Am I sad?” “Am I anxious?”
Then practice identifying, out loud or on paper if you can, “I’m happy.” “I’m upset.” “I’m sad.” “I’m anxious.”
Final step: “Why am I feeling anxious? I’m still thinking about that awkward conversation earlier.” “Why am I happy? It’s such a beautiful day outside.” “Why am I sad? None of my friends are responding to my messages.”
It really helps you notice patterns (“I’m more likely to be happy when I’m around this person.” “When I haven’t eaten, I often feel angry.” “If I don’t plan ahead, I get anxious.”) which is the first step in avoiding things and people that are bad for you and encouraging things and people that are good.
I need this hammer. I know several guys that want this to happen to them.
blunt force feminization
Hi,
My name is Verian. Due to the bomb explosion, i lost my unborn baby and doctors have advised me to seek immediate womb-cleaning treatment. I appeal to you to protect my life and help me complete treatment 😭. I humbly request a donation of €5 or more for my life recovery. I am not a robot or a scammer, and you can verify my story by requesting any information you need. Please donate and share my story.🌹🕊🇵🇸❤️🍉🇵🇸
Uhhhh... no, I'm probably more broke than you are. I'm not saying this to be mean or insensitive. I understand that being in your situation is incredibly sensitive, and if I had the ability to support your cause (or the ability to improve any part of what is happening over there), I would gladly help. The creatures that are responsible for the bombing and the absolute trash way that you and so many people are being treated there have no right to call themselves "humans." I do hope you can afford to get this much needed operation soon, though.