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15 Years of Dan and Phil: 2013
"And now whilst you're waiting for your brownies to cook, this is the part when you should probably tidy your kitchen."
"Yeah..."
"Haha, yeah that means just go on the internet."

NOBDOY CAN EVER ARGUE WITH ME EVWR AGAJN
oh im sureee dan finds it cute when the gay couple leaves the crowded room to be alone together in their own little world somewhere im sureee

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor
you can’t kill yourself you have to blog.
we are in a media literacy crisis
dnp could fuck live on camera and people would still be like "omg but did you see when his fingers barely grazed his cheek"
(positive endearing loving)



does it ever drive you crazy or smth

dan and phil as text posts/tweets but it hurts edition





if you like these check out my tag #dnp as text posts (i did way too many of these because i was on multiple long train rides)
phil lester i will feed you so many sweets come back here phil lester you cant run forever you will be fed an unimaginable amount of tiny sweets with funny shapes and flavours

brought more dnp yuri sketches

the phouse is actually a duplex that they both live in with their separate partners
the way their social media activity has been why does it feel like people magazine has just been revealed as their third
real best friends, companions through life, like actual co-workers

Seattle gays on a target run

no thoughts just phil is fragile porcelain or perhaps mist

Sun kisssst☀️🕶️

dan howell on a date
shoutout to all youtube comment sections in 2015

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October 7, 2009: “just talked to Dan for 5 hours” ❤❤❤