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I love people coming up with “theories” for the white lotus and what it all means or if there’s some conspiracy or something, but my favorite “theory” is that there’s nothing going on, there’s no outside force causing issues, no hijinks occurring. This is just how rich people are and this is what happens in rich world
As funny as it would be for there to be another sans vs reigen standoff, I Do think it'd be really funny if we got Cecil to go all the way. Especially since, in my opinion, he stands the test of time and has come all the way around to the new brand of sexyman.
Like, yes, he was, in WTNV's early days, given the twink treatment. Dapper style, youthful features, etc. But he was never like that canonically.
He dresses horrifically (affectionate), he's canonically an older man even in the podcast's beginning, and he is and never has been a twink (he is neither thin, nor fat. Implying at thinnest, straight-sized, and at biggest, mid-sized).
Obviously this doesn't change the fandom's sexymanification of him, but it does lead him to fit more nicely into the sexyman that the aging tumblr userbase has recently developed:
The Babygirl.
Listen. Apart from the above, he can't cook for shit, he's petty, he's written Jaws slash fic and had his intern beta read it, he is CANONICALLY a dilf, he grows his own weed, he loves his husband So Goddamn Much, he won't shut up about how much he carnally desires said husband, he mentions his kinks on the fucking air, AND HE EVEN HAS A FUCKING TUMBLR.
I think he fits the bill for the pathetic older queer man that tumblr has grown so very Normal about. He is so very powerful. And after ten years of being this way I think he should be allowed to go all the way to the top. I think he's earned it.
Sure, if he doesn't stand a chance in the final four, I'll accept sans vs reigen. But if it gets close enough, say, above 40%.... Maybe we could push to go all the way. For the bit. For one of the original sexymen of tumblr history. For our dear gay uncle, Cecil Gershwin Palmer. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
You guys will just see the word "Goncharov" and hit the reblog button. You won't read anything after that anyway so I could just Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I we
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John Gaius, this sopping wet bastard of a man has T E X T U R E and I need to chew him like a dog toy.
The blorbo of all time.
He is a war criminal.
He is a god.
He doomed them all.
He genuinely believed in saving them all.
He became what he most hated.
He is even bisexual!
teen wolf can be pretty formulaic, esp in the first seasons, but i really like how they inverted the usual trope in the main duo: scott and stiles like, scott is sensitive, calm, peacekeeper. he tries to solve things by talking about them. he’s a healer and the emotional heart of the pack, he’s the one who’d be pulling the power of friendship on a sunday cartoon. stiles is snarky and fairly agressive. even when it’s played for comic relief, stiles’ first instinct is to attack (verbally) and later, to dig into your insecurities. he’s the one who punches jackson hard enough to throw the lacrosse captain back and scott makes the motion of pulling him back.
on a pure trope level, the “werewolf needs to control anger and not hurt ppl” would, on paper, go to stiles. he has preexisting problems while scott would usually play the side kick, the one who assures him of his humanity and all that.
but it isn’t. scott is the one who gets bitten, who has to deal w the trauma of it all, of not being believed, he’s the one with a lot of power which he must control. and stiles is the kid with too much anger and fear inside him who only has his words for defence (that and the bat and the pack and the plot armour but we ignore that)
the show did an inversion of usual tropes and it’s delightful
I just… love the mess that is teen wolf so much. I love the cheap fights with techno music blasting, the funny way they extend their claws, the villains that turn into allies because there’s even worst enemies to defeat, the healing abilities that work or not depending on the plot, the friendship of Scott “I’m not letting him die” McCall and Stiles “Could you aT LEAST thiNK abOUt letting hiM DIE??” Stilinski, the non existent lights from season 5 to 6, the highs and lows of lacrosse, the coach and Greenberg, the random resurrections, ….I just…. there’s twin werewolves that merge into each other creating a big ass dude, there was a dude with a mouth on HiS hAND. I love teen wolf.
Concept: all of the male Teen Wolf characters with absent/dead fathers and other father issues start subconsciously imprinting on the sheriff as the perfect supportive dad archetype, asking to do typical father/son activities with him until he’s entirely overwhelmed with surrogate sons
Sheriff, on the phone: Stiles, I’d love to see you this weekend, but I’m helping Theo fix his truck Friday night and duck hunting with Derek Saturday morning. Jackson and Ethan got us tickets to a ball game for Saturday afternoon. Isaac and I are working on a model rocket Saturday night, then I have to get up early to go fishing with Scott. And Peter just sent me a calendar invite to… “play catch”??
teen wolf is literally IT. she’s a romantic comedy she’s a murder mystery she’s a teen drama she’s a psychological thriller. she’s a farce she’s absurd she’s historical theater. She’s a Shakespearean comedy and a Shakespearean tragedy. she’s both camp and classical horror. she simultaneously has the cringest shots and the most breathtaking cinematography you’ve ever seen. She has the best ensemble characters out of any tv show. She has the worst ensemble characters out of any tv show. She’s literally every genre. She’s both a 1 IMDB rating and a 10. She means absolutely everything to me
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I’m loving this show that explores the Horror of Isekai, from the perspective of the people who’s world keeps getting invaded? like having all these unstable teenagers with god-like power and knowledge of advanced technology enter your medieval fantasy hamlet would definitely fuck things up, and it’s cool to see that finally get acknowledged!
(it’s called the Executioner and Her Way of Life and is currently airing)
nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back
"The coming of the Lord" by Fabián Chairez. Oil on canvas 180 x130 cm. 2018.
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gay shit ive done that i thought was 100% straight before i realized: a biography
tried to explain to my straight friends that girls are just objectively more attractive than guys. like objectively.
and being convinced that they were lying to me when they disagreed and said they were attracted to men
didn’t understand why breakups were such a big deal. “if he doesn’t give you enough attention just leave him.” “well at least now you have more time for yourself!” “well you still have me :)”
avoided watching lingerie or swimsuit commercials and had my eyes glued to the floor in locker rooms because obviously i’m not gay. like look at how not gay i am
“yeah sometimes i want people to look at me and wonder wtf i am”
got happy chemicals when people thought i was with my female friend
thought that bi girls and lesbians were the coolest fuckin people ever
female characters who didn’t want a relationship with a man and had their own independent storylines were my favorites
stopped watching shows if the characters randomly got paired up in het relationships
got super excited “for no reason” whenever i read a book with gay rep
“i want to look goth and lethal and have a sword but i also want to be a fairy and look like the embodiment of a claire’s store”
“i wish i was a boy because girls are so pretty and i don’t want to have to be with a boy”
never wanted to get married or have kids
felt super uncomfortable whenever a man would show any interest in me
“obviously ⏳ is more attractive than🚪”
but all sizes and shapes of girls are cute
sweaters, flannels, boots and beanies are not seasonal, they are year-long clothing items for all weather. even if it’s 108 degrees and humid
handpicked boys to have a crush on
“these are the men i’m attracted to” (insert queer-coded fictional character with feminine characteristics)
“who do you have a crush on?” “no one” “aw are you embarrassed to tell us?” 😐
any man who has ever been nice to me i must have a crush on now. that’s the rules.
i think i like him but i have to convince myself really hard that i do and the second he reciprocates fondness i no longer like him. i’m probably just picky
“he’s sweet, he’s funny, his face is symmetrical, and he’s smart but not in a show-off way… why don’t i like him?”
“look at all these other girls being boy-crazy. SOO GLAD i’m not like that :P”
other gays/queer people feel free to add on (although this is primarily for sapphics (and aspecs))
Over the past few months I have asked a male architect for ideas & drafts for the renovation of the farmhouse, and at every turn I am stunned by his utter disregard for any cleaning-related concerns. For example, he is very into the idea of having in the living-room a big, non-openable window near the ceiling—which, granted, looks pretty, like having a piece of blue sky when you raise your eyes, but immediately I’m like, with a high ceiling, how will I clean this? You can’t open it so you have to clean both sides separately, and you can’t easily reach either side. I’ll need a tool with an absurdly long telescopic handle. He says, a stepladder. I’m like, but I’ll need to carry it by myself to the living-room and the front of the house every time. “So?” So a very tall stepladder is heavy? And it will be hard not to get dirty water dripping down the wall. He reacts like he can’t believe he is being asked to bring the concept of dirty soap water into his grand designs, like these are base, trifling considerations, when to me it’s a crucial factor in the decision to add this decorative window.
Similarly we both agree on leaving most of the wood beams exposed because they’re old and beautiful, but when I ask if we ought to insulate in such a way as to cover every other one, so the remaining ones are farther apart and it’s harder for spiders to use them as ready-made anchors for their webs, he just looks disgusted, like “I am talking about Architecture and you bring up spiderwebs.” At this point I start to entertain the idea that men make horrible architects. You design someone’s house to give them a nice, convenient space to live in, not to make their life more difficult. A man who has never used a sponge in his life should not be allowed to graduate from architect school and that’s the end of it.
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some of my favourite vídeo essays about art history:
whose migrant mother was this? the story of the native american woman who became the face of the 1930s depression (and got almost nothing for it)
bauhaus design is everywhere, but its roots are political how even a simple choice between what font to use can be a political act
edvard munch: what a cigarette means munch + tobacco = art? (yes we’re still on the topic of art as a political weapon)
art that was never finished how great masters sometimes even didn’t finish stuff. also! the history behind the colour aquamarine
fka twigs on mary magdalene (if you like asmr you’re gonna love this)
having a coke with frank ohara (technically not art history but this video is too good for me not to mention)
video postcard: woman at her toilette a quick dive into my favourite painting of woman impressionist berthe morisot
this documentary about georgia o´keeffe (that ive seen about 10 times)
david hockney on vincent van gogh on love of nature, beauty, attention, and the art of looking (essentially a mary oliver poem in interview format!!!!)