Oh My God I Just Realized It Autocorrected To Pumping Pie And Honestly I Think Its Infinitely More Funny

Oh my god I just realized it autocorrected to “pumping pie” and honestly I think it’s infinitely more funny that way

I want pumpkin pie so fucking bad rn.

But it’s may

Where in the skibidi can I get a pumping pie in may.

Pie

Now

Please??

I want pumpkin pie so fucking bad rn.

But it’s may

Where in the skibidi can I get a pumping pie in may.

Pie

Now

Please??

oh my god I have to remember to always read the name.

A random old lady walked up to me and asked if I was autistic. I told her I wasn't sure, and she said, "Would you like to be?"

Neat.

What a fucking word

I love the word “neat” because it conveys a quality that is unique. It’s kind of like “cute” but not necessarily childlike as “cute” seems to mean.

Also, “neat” to me always appears on my head as a button or marble. They are so simple but detailed. So small and insignificant yet beautiful.

Like look at this son of a bitch

Tell me

TELL ME

This is not neat.

Thank you for listening to my Ted talk.

Unfortunately, this post did not age well and now it’s just suffering. There is no success whatsoever. Send help.

The original version of this post was “call me DJ Khaled the way I’m suffering from success” but I’ve now realized that my immense suffering has nothing to do with my relative success. They are just coincidentally simultaneous

GUYS I LOOKED IT UP.

They’re animals?????????

Ok so basically they’re a type of sea urchin that burrow. How?? How move? Where legs???? How do they know where the sand is? Do they have organs?? How do they detect stimuli??? What the fuck??????

I refuse to believe that they are living creatures. That motherfucker is a rock.

So my earlier post about cool rocks and shells got me thinking…

SAND DOLLARS ARE SO COOL.

like fr they’re so pretty and I want one so bad. They kinda look like I can just take a bite out of one.

But also what in the actual fuck are they?? Like are they just piles of sand that formed cool? Are they some sort of rock? Are they plants????? Does anybody know?

Moral of the story: I want to bite a sand dollar.