Whats That, Maam? You Uh, You Said You Need A Dog? Oh Well Im A, Human?

What’s that, ma’am? You uh, you said you need a dog? Oh well I’m a, human…?

I-I’m not?

I’m a dumb puppy? Oh I must have forgot, I’m sorry ma’am… is that a collar?

What? Dumb puppies don’t speak? Oh right

Arf arf!

you guys need to be normal about people who don't like penetration. people who don't get hard easily. people who finish quickly. people who participate in kink without having sex. people who don't like being touched. people who don't like giving head. people who only like penetration. people who (almost) always squirt. people who take a long time to cum. people who have a hard time getting wet. people who don't talk during sex or anything else that is not part of the way you think people or bodies should behave during sex

Two subs collared and chained together and desperately rutting against each other to orgasm while the dom watches from across the room. Reblog if you agree.

Reblog if you’re very, very ticklish

doms saying “awe,” “poor thing,” etc..

you agree. reblog.

sounds pretty based to me