Sanders Sides Secondary School (middle/highschool) Headcannons

sanders sides secondary school (middle/highschool) headcannons  

[summary: they all went to the same primary (elementary) and secondary because close is easy. they all kind of paired off back in primary but became a group after they moved schools]

Roman

spends almost all his spare time in the drama room

likes the uniform because the colours make him feel like a prince

(he adds a brooch to add to the aesthetic)

loves the classic hollywood look

wants to be on the west end

kind of a goody-two-shoes

childhood friends with patton

Remus

class clown

enjoys confusing substitute teachers by giving them his brothers name instead

practically the king of detention at this point

he cropped his blazer to piss off the teachers, and always ‘forgets’ his tie

childhood friends with virgil

has fun teaching patton ‘terms of affection’ that’re incredibly vulgar

Virgil

takes art classes and the paint gets everywhere so he rolls up his blazer sleeves

(he still gets paint on it somehow)

when he first started growing his hair, it failed a month in because he’d gotten gum in it

is secretly just as bad as remus, but half the time he doesnt have the energy 

chose spanish as his foreign language option purely so he can swear at roman 

(they dont teach swears but remus said they would because he thought it’d be funny)

Patton

is autistic and has a kermit plushie bag that he adores and loves showing off except it kinda looks cursed

(but patton doesnt see it and theyre just being silly)

takes separate classes for some subjects and logan helps him study sometimes

has a million tiny trinkets at the bottom of his bag 

frogs and sanrio special interests 

Logan

childhood friends with janus

captain of the debate team 

spends all his time either with janus in the library, or in the drama room with roman reading shakespeare

tried to run for head of year (like student council president) against janus and vice versa with the debate team

they argued for a while over it, but just decided to drop out of one race each 

Janus

close with remus after he had a fight with someone that ended in a week long isolation (detention for the whole day)

him and virgil were childhood rivals, remus kind of forced them to get along

janus was the one that helped virgil dye his hair

his sarcasm tends to go over patton’s head

when remus assigned logan and patton and mum and dad, he declared janus as wine mum and that it makes sense to have 3 assigned parent figures because he was divorced oof

Imagine seeing Janus on spooky day. I could never in 183 days

Thought I’d finish this traditionally instead of digitally

Reblog if you think people with D.I.D are valid and not delusional

What just happened??

DECIET HAS A NAME, HE HAS A FUCKING NAME. HE’S CALLED JANICE, OH MY-