I Just Had Chips Ahoy For The First Time And Just Like Why Is It The Perfect Balance Between Chewy ,chocolate

I just had chips ahoy for the first time and just like why is it the perfect balance between chewy ,chocolate and crunch

You ever just find a really big tomato and just want to bite into it like an apple?

Strange dream part 2 (two)

I had a dream where we were in space (my crew- I can’t remember who was in my crew but I think deadpool was there) and for some reason we had rocket the racoon on our crew and tgotg came to rescue him (successful) then they went to their ship and we chased after it until it crashed and exploded. Scene cut to my house utility room and a long chubby white cat with small ears was in there and when it jumped onto my chest (probably to attack) when I went to pet it, it woke me up at 4:58 am.

I hate it when people don’t indicate when they turn off at a round a bout. Like if you don’t indicate then I can’t tell if you’re planning to run me over or not. If you are then it’s nice to let me know

Strange dreams part 1 (one)

Why tf did I just have a dream where I had a pet turkey(?) and was telling it off and cuz I was just lying in bed sharply saying ‘no’ and then this mf just jumped onto my bed! I don’t know what it did but I woke up because of how annoyed I was.

Science or sleep side of tumblr please explain

I need help

I just blew my nose and a large chunk of white stuff came out of it and it wasn’t snot.

It might be the strawberry pencil that was choking on earlier then mysteriously stoped