Some People Think Im Smart Because I Can Do Maths Easily But I Just Took A Sip Of Coke (no Caffeine (its

Some people think I’m smart because I can do maths easily but I just took a sip of coke (no caffeine (it’s what Tesco gave us as a replacement ig)) and I could feel a hiccup about to happen. Do you want to know what I did? I took a sip and I hiccuped at the same time. It hurt like hell and I am in a fetal(?) position. 2/10 would not recommend

Strange dream part 2 (two)

I had a dream where we were in space (my crew- I can’t remember who was in my crew but I think deadpool was there) and for some reason we had rocket the racoon on our crew and tgotg came to rescue him (successful) then they went to their ship and we chased after it until it crashed and exploded. Scene cut to my house utility room and a long chubby white cat with small ears was in there and when it jumped onto my chest (probably to attack) when I went to pet it, it woke me up at 4:58 am.

I just remembered a time when me and my family went on holiday and on the way there, in the bag check/ security, my sister’s backpack got taken off to be hand searched because there was something that looked like a vape through the scan. And the guy asked my sister IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS

“is there a vape in here?”

And my mum just death glared her, probably thinking something like ‘wtf. Where did you get a vape? Are you vaping in the school bathrooms too? If you are this holiday is cancelled’

My dad was looking confused and concerned about her.

And my sister was so confused because she has never vaped before but… there was one in here bag apparently? So she obviously said

“No”

And then the guy opened her bag and it turned out to be her clawclip and powerbank and they were just lined up and looked like a vape due to the colours on the scanner.

Me and my dad teased her about it for that whole holiday.

When you and your bestie (who convinced half the year you were dating in year 7 because you held hands in maths because her hands were too cold and yours were too hot) get fake married on a website and you set the certificate as your Home Screen but you can justify it by saying “it’s only gay if you make it gay”. We are such good friends :).

Update: she has a boyfriend now and they are such a cute couple (ngl when they first got together I think some of our friends were more invested in their relationship than they were lol)

My sister once told me that she had a nightmare of me chasing her, my mum and my dad. I was on a motorbike in a red dress with a gang of buff people on more motorbikes and it was just me and my gang trying to kill her while she was running away with my parents

Strange dreams part 1 (one)

Why tf did I just have a dream where I had a pet turkey(?) and was telling it off and cuz I was just lying in bed sharply saying ‘no’ and then this mf just jumped onto my bed! I don’t know what it did but I woke up because of how annoyed I was.

Science or sleep side of tumblr please explain

I need help