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Is anyone else getting ads on..... How to kill the monkey King?

*booktok voice* Do you want to read a gay story about two guys who speedrun enemies to lovers, go against their designed nature by being together, who become unstoppable fighting side by side to much dismay of the gods who created them? Do you want to see one of them eaten alive by the grief for his lover when he dies from a godsent sickness? A book about someone fighting so hard for a chance at eternal life that he doesn't notice he is throwing away the precious time he has got, filling it with agony? Well, in the  2100 BCE poem of Gilgamesh-

I love seeing people’s picrew art styles because you can just look at them and be like

“You read homestuck and it was a big part of your life for a few years, you’re not into steven universe but you did watch it, and you had an intense black butler phase in middle school and doodled their eyes over and over again in your spiral notebooks”

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

"erm actually Batman didn't teach any of his Robins how to handle a gun—" absolutely NOT. In Alfred Pennyworth's household? Don't make me laugh. Every single one of those kids have perfect trigger discipline.

“Why is snoop dogg at the Olympics-“

WRONG QUESTION!

WHY ISNT MARTHA STEWART THERE WITH HIM?

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Yes, detective, how observant of you to notice that I am a grown man. I am constructing miniatures. A distinguished and engaging activity. A thinking man's activity. I am not 'playing with legos' as a more boorish and crude individual would put it. Please consult the color and minimalist design of the packaging to dispel any doubts.

I intend to make this the centerpiece of my lovely summer home in the Berkshires. I can tell you have never even been to the Berkshires because you are making a stupid little plane with loose bricks, as an oaf would do.

@fssanctuary summer gift exchange for @quartzs-cluster

From the summer theme I knew early on I wanted to draw a picnic, and with your prompt of "fantasy creature AUs" I decided to make it a fairy picnic, because teeny-tiny picnic sets are adorable. That's probably a napkin they're using as a picnic blanket xD

Hope you've been having a good summer!

My goal in life is to look like I should be holding a small leather suitcase and rushing to catch a steam train while desperately clutching my hat to make sure it doesn't blow away.

No because pride and prejudice isn't "I changed myself for you so you would love me back." It's "your blatant rejection and disdain for me made me realize things about myself no one had ever been bold enough to tell me so I sat down and evaluated all my behavior patterns and why they came about and came to the realization myself that I had to work on myself. Also I don't expect you to love me now that I'm a work in progress, so I'm just going to do nice things for you because I don't like seeing you hurt." No wonder P&P fans refuse to settle.

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The most beautiful thing about Drawtectives is that you can choose any combination and you will be right. But no way I'm ignoring a beautiful garb next to York.

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TiL (click to go to the thread, which probably has more interesting tidbits I missed).

Bonus:

Me stumbling back onto tumblr 3 years after no posting just so I can draw/share four swords art again? More likely than you think.

You think there's apple fritters in Hyrule?

New Crow Time - When you drink from silly fountain you get cartoon powers.

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D&D going mainstream really messed up people's expectations cause chances are you're not gonna find a DM who has the free time, talent and resources to put on a tale that competes with Tolkien. you're gonna find your friend's roommate Phil who's read one of the manuals a few times and has to pause to get a calculator out to figure out how much damage your attack did and his story is blatantly ripping off a dragon age 2 side quest

marcille is NOT an animal crossing cozy gamer girl she is a fucking spreadsheet warrior. maybe she plays stardew valley but she runs that farm like the navy

watercolor 6x8 inches

a dim and grim fantasy tavern but the drinks are very colourful and fruity with little umbrellas & curly straws