My Ex Made Chicken Enchiladas One Time, Misreading Both Tablespoon Vs Teaspoon And Mistaking A Hot Chipotle

My ex made chicken enchiladas one time, misreading both tablespoon vs teaspoon and mistaking a hot chipotle powder I had for mild chili powder.  I love spicy foods, they were fucking delicious, even after experiencing the hellmouth it created I still went back for leftovers the next couple days.

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The Best Baby Names for Each Zodiac Sign

Spring 2020 when I am standing in line at the grocery store and see someone digging around in their eye with a finger, I wanna slap that shit down, what i really do is:

Me and my imaginary soulmate, just pea-cocking around town.

Anya Taylor-Joy & Johnny Flynn for Vogue photographed by Autumn de Wilde / 2020.

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We Need To Talk About Dick Van Dyke And His Collection Of Animatronic Dick Van Dykes

Also this is your open thread!

He is endearing; if Bernie makes it I am down, Warren FTW tho.