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Is there a new Salmonid band??

damn i really should try and write down this really cool salmonid based campaign idea i've been cooking in my head for some time like please nintendo give us salmon people not salmon enemies

Splatoon salmonid rambles

Hi ok so big run (grand run?) just passed like yesterday or something and I had the most sickening idea for splatoon 4

I want the story mode to give salmonid lore. I want them to be treated like people. They are a society. They are conscious. They ARE people. But in the games they’re literally just “kill as many of those guys as u can and give me their eggs pls 🐻” which is fine I guess but…they canonically are people. They have culture and beliefs and traditions and music (the music that plays during Salmon Run is made by an in universe band called omega-3 (except the word “omega” is a symbol, probably the Omega symbol but I’m stupid so I wouldn’t know) like they are literally People.

And u might be asking urself “bee wtf does this have to do with a potential story mode for splatoon 4” and to that I say

The total amount of golden eggs gathered during this past Big Run was

1,535,611,351

(For anyone who struggles figuring out how much a big number actually Is, it’s Over one billion and a half. Lotsa eggs)

And I’m very proud of the community for getting that many! That’s really incredibly impressive!! Especially considering how the original quota was 700,000,000 (seven hundred million, also a very big number, but considerably smaller.)

What I want from the story mode of splatoon 4 is the ramifications of this. I want the salmonids to be allies. I want to see their societies, learn about them. I want them to be CHARACTERS, not just ENEMIES.

I think an interesting way to do this would be to have Grizzco be at the center of the evil happenings..again. But this time under the iron fist (paw) of Lil’ Judd. Because if u pay attention to detail, there are some things that possibly imply that Lil’ Judd is running Grizzco while Mr.Grizz is in space. Maybe Lil’ Judd, fueled by his superiority complex, tries to do what Mr.Grizz couldn’t, or maybe something even worse. Maybe Lil’ Judd doesn’t even care about mammals and inkfish and salmonids, he just wants to rule everything, have everlasting control. He doesn’t want to keep living in Judd’s shadow.

Anyways yeah I’ll stop rambling now. Sorry if this makes no sense lmao

every time someone makes a post about how Salmonid are brutes and animals I die a little on the inside. when the fanbase has no media literacy

(TW!! EYESTRAIN)

Day 4/5 (i was busy yesterday): Territory/Culture!

I want to see more King Salmonids who are 'half-trained' of sorts. Give me more King lore (this is for an oc)

It's nice to hear that the show is coming along well. I hope ypu have fun out there.

But now, fish. Do you have any theories about the King Salmonids, like what they are or where they came from? I don't think I've seen any theories about their lore, and the canon lore is pretty minimal. But maybe that's a good thing because it leaves tons of room for speculation.

Unrelated, but I think the Salmonids are really competive when it comes to sports.

HIII AGIAN SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLY I FORGOT ABOUT THIS

FISH

I've tried my best to come up with reasons for why King's become Kings, and my explanation is really, really, really hard training. All Salmonids become their roles through their environments and their training. Lax training + steady environment doesn't breed good soldiers. I imagine the King Salmonids were picked at birth to undergo intense training to become Kings. I have this with my OC Haggy, who is a half trained Horrorboros who went blind in the middle of training. She comes from a family of Horrorboros's, so she has many eyes watching her as she goes through the training. She struggles because she has a unique condition which causes her to produce more explosive saliva than the rest of her family (i imagine that Horrorboros comes from Steelheads and Big Shots). She then goes blind due to a run in with some Grizzco employees, and she is so disheartened by it that she exiles herself as to not face criticism from her family.

Haggy is pretty much a good example. Kings go through non-stop training and conditioning to reach such forms, but throughout it, they are in pain. But, they keep driving forward, which is normal for Salmonids. They are here to defend their species and their future, and nothing but death will stop them.

As for the second statement, I agree 100%. Put them in Turf War and many of them would be getting red cards for bad plays (either by recklessness or not knowing the rules). It would be really funny to have Salmonids in Turf War though. I imagine one guy getting sniped multiple times and just fumming with anger because he lost.

I want playable Salmonids (probably not in turf war because they would have a disadvantage)

Starts tomorrow!!

Look what I made! Salmon Run themed prompts for October! Salmon Run is obviously my favorite game mode, and I want to dedicate October to it because I was honestly scared of it when I first played it. I would love to see some people follow this list because Salmonids are really cool!!