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Me when I'm asked a question in a conversation that I zoned out 20 minuets ago

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*at a date in a restaurant*

waiter: how would you like your steak?

sanzu: delicious, thank you

Kanto Manji Gang drip. I’m in love

They're siblings, your honor

—Literally the Final Arc—

Takemichi: I'm going to fight the next person who'll insult Mikey-kun.

Mikey: I hate myself.

Takemichi: Alright, square up.

look at ma boys :)

Ran: Looking left cause you don't treat me right.

Rindou: Looking right because you left.

Koko: Looking up cause you let me down.

Sanzu: Looking down cause you fucked up.

Kakuchou: ...What is wrong with you guys?

Mitsuya: Hello!

Hakkai: Hihiiiiii!

Kazutora: ....

Draken: Greetings.

Takemichi: Four kinds of people.

Mikey: I want pudding.

Chifuyu: Five kinds of people.

Baji: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?

Takemichi and Chifuyu: Six kinds of people.

I miss Draken.

chainsaw man - icons - denji

↬ Chapter 156: A Den of Iniquity

❌ Incorrect Tokyo Manji~ ❌

Takemichi: You remind me of the ocean. Mikey: Because I'm deep and mysterious? Takemichi: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

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Takemichi: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess? Mikey: Your life? Takemichi: I- well yes, but-

Takemichi is so cute you guys. We don't talk about it enough. But takemichi is adorable. He's attractive, he's cute, he has a heart of gold. We do not deserve him

Mitsuya: I'm not sure what this sentence means.

Baji: "Ignorance is bold and knowledge is reserved.

Mitsuya: You can read Latin?!

Mikey: You can read?!

Baji:

Baji: That's cold, Mikey.

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*Chifuyu showing Takemichi's gang the new logo and the new name, Thousand Winters AKA The Chifuyus.*

At heaven.

Shinichiro: God, that's even worse than Black Dragons.

Draken: God, that's even worse than Tokyo Manjiro Gang.

Baji: God, I NEVER WANTED SO MUCH TO BE ALIVE AGAIN JUST TO GO DOWN AND WEAR THAT SHIT.

God: Keisuke, you go to hell right away.

Chifuyu: *disappointed* I sent Baji-San a photo and he hasn't replied, do you think he didn't like it?

Takemichi: Who knows

*meanwhile*

Baji: *Googling* how to spell gorjus

❌ Incorrect Tokyo Manji~ ❌

Baji: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Draken, Mikey, & Takemichi: Okay. Baji: If you don't want to die, give me all your money! Draken, orphan: Bold of you to assume I have money. Mikey, depressed: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Takemichi, the mc: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Inosuke: so when i was a piglet-

Tanjiro: *confused*

Zenitsu: you mean a baby?

Inosuke: *completely ignores* so when I was a piglet

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Draken: Did you buy eggs like I asked? Mikey: Even better! Draken: What the fuck did you- Mikey: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Sano Fluffy.

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Mikey looking at his bare hand: I'm empty, the whole world is garbage and every single person is set out to make my life miserable.

Takemichi: Okaay... What happened to him??

Draken: He hasn’t had a dorayaki today.

Mikey, lying on the ground dramatically: ALL MY LIFE I'VE BEEN SUFFERING!

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Shinichiro: Alright kids, I'll be leaving for three days. I've left notes for each of you with instructions.

Small Mikey: Mine just says 'Mikey, no'.

Shinichiro, patting his head: And you can apply that to every possible situation.

❌ Incorrect Tokyo Manji~❌

Last arc be like:

Takemichi: you’ve got to learn to love yourself.

Mikey: but don’t you hate yourself?

Takemichi: yes, but this is about you. stay focused.