The Kanes Are Sick Of This B.S Pt 3

The Kanes are sick of this B.S Pt 3

*The Kanes are hanging around the set when Thalia & Jason, hiding from them, try to use their powers to short-circuit the cameras*

Jason: Why are we doing this again?

Thalia: Trust me, I dealt with stupid movies like this. I'm not letting them suffer too!

*Unfortunately, their powers fail and they end up shocking themselves*

*Later, Leo and Magnus sit far above, looking down at the set with buckets of paint in their hands*

Magnus: These movies never screwed you over. Why are you doing this?

Leo: Any excuse to dump paint on anyone is fine by me, bro. What about you?

Magnus: Annabeth.

Leo: Say no more.

*The two dump their piles of paint, only for them to somehow fly back up and splash right back in their faces.*

Leo:...Magicians...Forgot about that part.

*Later, the brother and sister walk down the set before quickly throwing a ball of fire behind them. From behind them, Grover ran out, screaming and on fire.*

Grover: OW!OW!OW!FIREBAD! FIREBAD!

Sadie: Okay, you had your fun! Now bugger off, you goddamn psychos!

Grovr: DUDE! WE'RE ONLY TRYING TO HELP!

Carter: HELP?! YOU'RE TRYING TO SCREW OVER OUR ONE CHANCE!!

Grover: WHAT?! THIS ISN'T A CHANCE! THIS IS JUST STUP-

*The two pull out their wands threateningly*

Grover:..Stupidly amazing and I will just leave now.

Carter: What do we do now?

Sadie: Call for backup.

everything is the same but the first and second books are replaced with the plots of the first and second movies

Nico: ...

Will:....

Nico: NO!

Will: YES!

Will: di Angelo!

Nico: Solace!

Will: DI ANGELO!

Nico: SOLACE!

Will: D I A N G E L O

Nico: S O L A C E

Annabeth: What are they doing?

Leo *not looking up from computer screen*: They’re arguing over who’s last name to take when they’re married

Jason: *whispers* what about… “Solangelo”?

As an African-American teenager, I’m happy. As the son of Ethiopian immigrants, the culture that created the lip plate, I’m even happier

AFROFUTURISM ON HUNDRED THOUSAND.

Okay, let’s try this one out:

-All of the Egyptian gods are pansexual and when they find hosts, they prefer humans who are also pan or accepting of LGBT

-All of the Nomes are accepting of LGBT magicians, even the Desjardins/Jacobi-run first nome

-Bast prefers to be the one to help out new recruits who are dealing with coming out

-Anubis & Walt feeling as much love for one another as they both do for Sadie

-Some of the younger magicians pulling pranks on any of the homophobic parents of other recruits (or just sending Bes =). )

-Bisexual Carter/Sadie

-Trans Cleo

-During Pride Month, Philip of Macedonia allows the magicians to paint him the colors of the rainbow. Khufu joins in on that too!

-Asexual Amos

-Genderfluid Felix Philip, who gives his penguins unisex names

-Osiris/Julius immediately sending those persecuted for who they love to paradise in the afterlife

Hope this helps! =)

its like im lovin all the pjo and mcga pride month themed art but like do none of yall got lgbtqia headcanons about the kane chronicles????

Some Piper doodles that I’m projecting my emotions onto

I think it’s just that time of night where you think about every life choice you’ve made and start regretting some of them. 

I’m native american and growing up was hard with the lack of positive representation and whatnot. When I was younger I didn’t want to be native, I wasn’t proud to be native. I felt like I was a part of group that didn’t exist and natives only make up a small percentage of the population. It was hard growing up with relatives who did nothing but drink alcohol. There wasn’t a lot to be proud of. I can’t name any famous native americans off the top of my head. No comedians, no radio personalties, no nothing. So I rebelled being native every chance I got. I refused to speak navajo. I refused learning it. I regret not learning when I had the chance bc it’s a dying language and less and less people are speaking it and I’m contributing to that growing number. I can’t talk to my grandma who only speaks navajo. I can’t hear her stories. 

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