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11 months ago
We Need You To Roll Me The Fattest Shit Imaginable.

We need you to roll me the fattest shit imaginable.


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Did you know

If you perform action Harmlessly Bother Cat you can receive Sounds


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11 months ago
These Cannot Be My Options.

these cannot be my options.


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11 months ago

I love the Cavia but Ticker is my favorite character in Warframe hands-down and I don't think that'll ever change.

And the reason I find her so awesome, and I know this is gonna sound corny af, but it's because during the very first Star Days event I was having just the WORST time in life. Hearing all she had to say made me cry for a solid 10 minutes and she's been my favorite character ever since

Protect Ticker at all costs

I Love The Cavia But Ticker Is My Favorite Character In Warframe Hands-down And I Don't Think That'll
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I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS

I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS

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Just so you know, you can go to TACO BELL and eat TACO to replenish your health in between battles. Here, I've marked it on your map for you.


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11 months ago

steam sale:

$4000.00 unfinished triple a game now on sale for $3999.95!

The most life changing indie game you've ever seen, usually $4.99, now on sale for $0.45

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11 months ago
Little Tortoise Adventures
Little Tortoise Adventures
Little Tortoise Adventures
Little Tortoise Adventures

little tortoise adventures

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I really need to talk about pregnant wario more


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Legend Tells Of The Carp That Leapt Over The Dragon Gate At The Crest Of A River And Became A Stand Up
Legend Tells Of The Carp That Leapt Over The Dragon Gate At The Crest Of A River And Became A Stand Up
Legend Tells Of The Carp That Leapt Over The Dragon Gate At The Crest Of A River And Became A Stand Up
Legend Tells Of The Carp That Leapt Over The Dragon Gate At The Crest Of A River And Became A Stand Up
Legend Tells Of The Carp That Leapt Over The Dragon Gate At The Crest Of A River And Became A Stand Up
Legend Tells Of The Carp That Leapt Over The Dragon Gate At The Crest Of A River And Became A Stand Up
Legend Tells Of The Carp That Leapt Over The Dragon Gate At The Crest Of A River And Became A Stand Up

Legend tells of the carp that leapt over the Dragon Gate at the crest of a river and became a stand up comedian.

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11 months ago

If the Commander bans...

damage confidence in Magic as a brand, and as a product I think that's actually a good thing. I think Wizards needs to shed some value, and I think Magic needs to make less money. Further, everyone who bought into a playing piece as an investment, even store owners, did know what they were doing. Sometimes investments lose money. I know that's hard to hear. It sucks that there's no such thing as infinite profit and growth, and it sucks that this might make times harder for some folks...but you also chose to invest your money to try and grow it in this way. If you play grown up games, you face grown up consequences.

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11 months ago

Sharp-tailed Grouse


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talking to a guy and he just starts eating a berry that boosts special attack


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11 months ago

it sucks being an American because people from other countries will make fun of you for liking burger and you will try to be like NO! I EAT OTHER FOOD TOO! but you can't get the words out because you're too busy salivating over the idea of burger

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Anyone Seen This Movie

Anyone seen this movie


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Use Promo Code KOUMEI-FHF8U For A Free Affinity Booster, Galatine, Tempo Royale, And Uru Sugatra!

Use promo code KOUMEI-FHF8U for a free affinity booster, Galatine, Tempo Royale, and Uru Sugatra!