Scrumdiddlyumptious

Scrumdiddlyumptious

i didn't realize that i had intrusive thoughts for years because i used to help my dad out with the gardening as a kid and i'd have this recurring mental image of taking one of the heavy metal shovels we'd fetched from the shed and hitting him over the head with it as hard as possible but i thought that was just a normal way to feel about your dad

It’s the best day of the year 🎃

It’s the best day of the year 🎃

a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic

“everyone is going to hate it” someone will love it. someone will reach out to you and tell you it changed their life. someone will hold it close and treasure it forever in a way you can’t even understand. keep going