By Now, Max Has Too Many Partners In My Head...

By now, Max has too many partners in my head...

We have:

Sir Lewis Carl Davidson Hamilton Labralestier - 🇬🇧

Avian Akakios Aakster - 🇳🇱🇬🇷

Anas ibn Malik 'Amir Alzaman Nasim Latif Najm - 🇦🇪

Ylli Luan Hoxha - 🇦🇱

And another one, which I have to detail - 🇵🇱🇷🇺

Second undetailed - 🇨🇳🇧🇷

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But also Charles has another one-

Rey Love Kian Aubin Bellerose - 🇸🇪🇫🇷

Ey ey ey, don't fucking boo! Just because toxic fans do it to your "idol", don't copy them!

I have to say, I'm slow in realising facts I spit

My love @jeezlo and I talked about an idea for 4433 and guess what? My FYP gave me a video about glowing in the dark condoms. My first reaction was to send this video to her and voila, I kinda created a whole vibey Dando idea😂

For the last post and tag!

To become remotely close to a Formula career, you have to be at least a mono-genetically modified freak. So someone with two different genes to replace the main-genes (humane).

The government and the FIA have to trust the teams in F1 (since they're the top drivers) to only state true facts about the genes of their drivers.

In the current grid in 2022, only Nicholas and Lance are mono-genetically modified freaks and Lewis' the only confirmed and documented tri-genetically modified freak, and he feels out of place with not only his skin colour but also his modifications.

His first modification is a melanistic jaguar, which wasn't surprising. The second one, being created after Jurassic World's first hybrid the Indominus Rex, however, was a surprise, and the third one would be the death of his - the third modification is a freaking dragon!

Even Max, his championship rival of last year, is normal, or that's what everyone believes since they've seen Max as a lion and the second hybrid of Jurassic World - the Indoraptor.

So, when Lewis decides to cool off and uses his third modification to fly out to sea and sees, in the depths of the ocean, a long snake-like body with bioluminescence - it's Max. Max's a tri-genetically modified freak too!

Heads hanging low and shaking hands were the first sign for the teams - their drivers, no matter the age or nationality, were scared, well, not all.

"How painful will the test be?" a young man with a Dutch accent raises his head and blue eyes glare at the people in front of him. "I won't participate in it if it's over my tolerance!"

Grins start to appear on the people's faces, except for his own team boss, who looks equally scared as the drivers. "Oh, it's definitely more painful than you normally can take, Max Emilian Verstappen."