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i need to look into buying a new phone and i’ve realized that if it’s not a pink motorola razr i can bedazzle i don’t want it
jordan is the worst person to watch a horror movie with because the whole time y’all are watching a halloween sequel she’s yelling “CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF”
𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐉𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐀𝐍 𝐑𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐘'𝐒 𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐘 𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐌𝐎𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐘. PERSONALS DO NOT INTERACT, MUTUALS MAY REBLOG.
while i’m working on an edit, consider sending some memes as an icebreaker? 💖
BE BADASS. independent, low activity, k.arate k.id / c.obra k.ai multi muse sideblog. feat. canon & original muses. connected to @learnmercy. written by ash.
party sentence starters.
tw: drinking, smoking.
did you just spill your drink on me?
shut up and dance with me, okay?
is this seat taken? sorry, this place is crowded.
i want to go home already.
having the strong feeling i’ll have to erase all my social networks in the morning.
could you do me a favor? could you pretend you’re my girl/boyfriend for a moment?
who the fuck invited you?
oh, i wasn’t expecting to see you here.
parties aren’t my thing.
want to dance with me?
do you recognize anyone?
can i get you a drink?
i said you could invite one person. one!
i don’t feel so good.
maybe i should have stayed home.
i am not nearly drunk enough yet.
i don’t recognize anyone here.
i should call my ex.
where’s a boy? i need to make out with someone.
i’m not drunk enough for this.
luckily for me, i have all my best ideas drunk.
it’s not a party without a little drama, am i right?
hiding from the drunk crowd too?
i only came for the free food.
do you want to get out of here?
boys are stupid, and i love you.
you’re beautiful, boys suck, i love you.
i’m dizzy, okay.
i need some water.
you need to go to bed.
do you want to talk about it?
do you have a light?
want to get some fresh air?
want to go somewhere quiet?
i’ll drive you home.
sorry for the ooc but HE’S SO FUCKING FAST STANDARD DIFFICULTY WAS A MISTAKE
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teeth dripping lead, lips bleeding red. lashes curled for war & onyx armor for her eyes. tongue waxing lyrical for both beauty & battle cries. don’t worry, mother. your daughter is a solider.
highly private crime original character. a study in lovers to enemies, anger, & revenge. written by alice.
“Chinese sons think their moms fart Chanel No. 5.”
Peik Lin Goh in Crazy Rich Asians
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐂𝐑𝐄
no introductory paragraph and no thesis statement this time; under the cut you’re going to find the longest meta I’ve ever written in my life, chronicling the years following the rothfield university massacre and the extent of the affect that it has had on jordan as she perseveres through her final years of college and into her career as an actress.
trigger warnings for: mentions of panic attacks, ptsd, self-blame, self-shame. nothing explicit or graphic, and all of the above are mentioned early on.
additional: once again this is a long meta (final word count clocked at 4,820 words) and if you read through the whole thing, I worship the ground you walk on and will declare an international holiday in your name.
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besties.... would y’all hate me if i reverted back to the og c.obra k.ai au
you know what she’d probably have a third outfit change for when she and her partner leave the reception to go to their home/hotel/plane to the honeymoon/wherever because she wants to be: 1. comfortable; 2. stylish
me: jordan isn’t high maintenance also me: she has a ceremony dress and a reception dress when she gets married because she wants the drama of a beautiful gown but she also wants to dance a lot
me: jordan isn’t high maintenance also me: she has a ceremony dress and a reception dress when she gets married because she wants the drama of a beautiful gown but she also wants to dance a lot
THE LATE SUMMER AIR IS THICK AND NEAR-SUFFOCATING. or maybe it’s the tonal shift that’s happened in the quaint, peaceful community of roseville. welcome to roseville, the most pleasant place in pasco county! something tells her that in the wake of the fourth brutal murder to befall the community, the local government might have to consider replacing it. how many bodies have to drop before ‘ pleasant ’ becomes a farce? surely they’re all well past that point.
and yet, pleasant is what brought her to the richardson family’s home that evening — as pleasant as one can be, bringing a covered dish to a family in mourning. sensitive is the better word. sensitive to the situation, in that she didn’t barge in, didn’t ask any questions, just politely came by with a hot meal so no one would have to trouble themselves with dinner in the midst of planning a funeral while still coming to terms with the fact that their — brother, sister, cousin, aunt, uncle, father, mother, best friend, whoever it may be — would never walk through the door, crack a joke, a smile, laugh with them, cry with them, fight with them, make up with them. she’d never let it be known, but she’s all too familiar with this: death, murder, looming threats. something in her soul told her to make some slow-roasted pernil and bring it over. she hadn’t expected the richardson to ask her to stay for the meal, nor for gazette reporter jed olsen to be there.
which brings her to now — a quarter ‘til ten, sun already fallen behind the horizon as it surrendered to an inky black sky with hardly any stars and a waning moon. the streetlights provide some illumination but not enough to bring a false sense of security. jed walks beside her, because she asked him if he would walk her home and he agreed with the same sincerity he showed the richardsons when interviewing them for a piece honoring their lost loved one. an added bonus she hadn’t asked for: he’s carrying the ( mostly empty ) crockpot, at his insistence. she breaks the stiff silence, gaze turning away from an alleyway they pass back to the path ahead of her.
❛ I appreciate you doing this — I can’t imagine how busy you are. ❜ is she holding him up from his deadline? shit, now that’s all she can think about. HEADLINE: GROWN WOMAN CAN’T WALK THREE BLOCKS HOME ALONE BECAUSE IT’S DARK OUTSIDE. in her defense, she has a decent excuse. anyone would. eager to fill the silence ( perhaps to quiet her own mind ), she’ll turn her head to look up at him, voice softening despite them being the only two people on the quiet suburban street. ❛ have you... is this the first time you’ve seen something like this? ❜ how do you handle it? she thinks, and then, does it ever get easier?
a plotted starter for @egotistikill
oh no! i dropped my meme tag! how clumsy of me!
i want jordan to be in a movie that’s primary filming location is skopelos island
whoever marries jordan better cry when she’s walking down the aisle or she’s turning around and you’re doing another take
i lied i have to come back to show you all i found my fc for jordan’s mom and im so HAPPY with it