I Am The Reason That God No Longer Answers Your Prayers, For He Fears What He Created When I Was Born

I am the reason that God no longer answers your prayers, for He fears what He created when I was born and I gained the ability to create and think. If I die neither Heaven nor Hell will accept my soul, for the atrocities I have committed with thoughts are too many to ignore, and my physical form shall remain, rotting with my essence and soul still inside. When this planet is destroyed, I will be the one behind it. When the Sun implodes, I will be in its center, shining just as bright with sin, a sin so damned and unholy the Universe it shall find difficult to behold, and I will laugh. Laugh as if nothing matters, because nothing will, for I have become too powerful, and the Devil himself trembles with my presence, as God and Heaven fall from grace and darken.

And at the center will be a single man, for he has forsaken me to this hell: Neil Gaiman.

i drew this!! i was searching for this for some time to be able to post, but thanks for the comic idea

not the best but my first comic so xP

Consider:

"Oh I hate that man, I hate that man!

...but oh, Cara Mia... how I love him."

with Jedtavius. Octavius OR Jedediah saying it but probably Octavius.

Consider.

Neil Gaiman saying that this season of Good Omens was "quiet, gentle, and romantic" is like Steve Coogan saying that Octavius and Jedediah's relationship had "slight, very subtle homoerotic undertones"

If you know what I mean, you know what I mean.

everytime I watch NATM I get a little bit gayer

night at the museum my beloved

I hate the fact that I’ve gotten to the point in my life where I am unironically listening to a song made by a band composed of villainous cookies from a talking cookie game for the one-off purpose of antagonizing confectionary versions of BTS