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Gender is just the government's way of sorting people into one of two groups based on their reproductive organs.

So I was fooling around on coolors, and desided to insert Jazzbery Jam because HA HA funny colour code and this was the first pallet I got. 

Why does it look like 3 banana penises topped with black olives in cased in a red pepper?

*aggressively reminds you that Ackee is a fruit that exists*

So I was looking through the notes on one of the posts I reblogged and someone called a freezie a Zoopper Dooper and I'm dieing.

Canada; Stop light, shopping cart, shoes, freezies, car, grill

hey, humour me for a moment. where are you from and what do you call these

The Arabian Sand Boa looks high out of it's fucking mind, Mood

Hey guys what the fuck happened in the desert to make its animals look like that

This is honestly sad dude. Like c'mon she's married to PM guys, so stop trying to flirt with her. God you fucks are horny.

Youd think I'd learn by now, if I wanted comments on the music on Youtube, I shouldn't have put Cyana as the splash art.

Depression: I've finally found you faker

Anxiety: Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here, You're not even good enough to be my fake.

Depression: I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS!

I'm Anxiety,

Anxiety The Hedgehog

I hope you have a good break from the Tumblrs, mental health is important. Please don't let the Asshats of the world bring you down. 🌟

Y'know what,

Fuck it,

I'm signing off Tumblr for a long time.

Thanks for making me miserable on shit I work so hard on.

I didn't know they made a megamind anime!

OMFG I'M DIEING

Wait Peach and Daisy are cousins!?

I'm not entirely sure anybody has fully taken into account just how absolutely insane the concept of Mario Kart is, especially with Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. I mean, just look at this madness.

We have American-Italian fraternal twin plumbers with pyrokinesis, their girlfriends who are not only cousins but also literal royalty, the baby versions of themselves, a clone of the shorter twin brother in a raccoon costume, a clone of his girlfriend in a cat costume, a metal clone and rose gold clone of the first twin and his girlfriend respectively, a 7 feet-2 inches tall space goddess and her baby self, dinosaur people, mushroom people, turtle people, the skeleton of one of those turtle people, a ghost king, a rather short, fat, and muscular man, a ridiculously tall and lanky man who's either the best friend or brother of the fat guy, a tie-wearing ape who's simultaneously hyper-intelligent and dumb as a box of rocks, some fire-breathing turtle dragon thing and his 8 motherless children, said turtle dragon thing's skeleton, humanoid squid kids from over 10,000 years after humanity goes extinct, two different versions of a hero of multiple timelines with multiple incarnations from another reality, two child mayors of extremely successful towns, their secretary who is a paper-pushing, talking Shih-Tzu, and extremely human-like creatures who are anything BUT human, all competing purely for fun in an extremely lethal and likely illegal racing competition with anti-gravity technology where you can drive a seatbelt-less GLA 300 SL Roadster on monster truck tires with a hang-glider sticking out of the back underwater, through a land made entirely of sweets and baked goods, through a volcano, through the clouds, and even IN SPACE...

...and nobody so much as bats an eye over how crazy this all is.

And in previous competitions, there have been a sentient game console accessory and a giant, sentient, carnivorous plant creature wearing pants competing in the races!

So I made a lil rainbow loom Cyana

(I hope you like it)

FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

I think I’ve had identity issues most of my life because my ADHD would switch between extremes that made not much sense when paired up.

*Laughs in Canadian*

Just an FYI for those in the US with insurance issues

Can some one make me some jeadphones?

i’m getting ready to update my wardrobe! i just need a

jat

jlasses

jloves

and

jarf

But Cyana it's always Halloween

Okay so you basically have the ability to breathe fire at will, what are you gonna do with this ability?

Get a dragon suit for next Halloween

Are we ignoring the fact that agent 4 wears a FUCKING NEON YELLOW JACKET.

why does agent 3 wear a safety vest, like out of every piece of clothing that exists on this earth you would choose one of the only ones that is specifically designed so that you GLOW and are EASY TO SEE at every given opportunity. captain cuttlefish is a himbo

Cyana... Give me a name and I'll give you a corpse

#stoplewdingtherobot

Imma make this clear one more time because it seems to not phase all

I know lewd art exists, I know doing the VK Sweater didn't help, I KNOW ME EXISTING DOESNT HELP,

At this point, I don't care anymore, what I do care about it is the constant pestering and "forewarning"

Just, let me be me, stop questioning or downing my choices, or my tattoos, it's my body and my life.

Understand?

Anyone else remember when the undertale and Splatoon fanbases went to war with each other?

splatoon lore and undertale lore are literally the same

Sea-of-science is living up to his name

I NEED THIS SO BADLY

I WANT THE SQUARE POYO BOYO

"So, I’ve made a Kirby artisan keycap"

Random question

Can straight people be valid?

I'm in this photo and I don't like it

when i find the perfect song to act as the soundtrack for my daydream