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Hi, I’m Han, I use they/them pronouns. Basically, 2015 very popular blog and fics I left for the dogs. 2020 pandemic leads to some fic I have also left for the dogs. God knows what’s next, but it’s for the dogs.

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10 months ago

This is how it feels to be the first one to come out at your school/in your grade and suddenly be hoisted in to ‘gay elder’ status.

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11 months ago
Reblog If U A Communist

reblog if u a communist

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11 months ago
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1 year ago
Izzy, Alex, and Jacob sitting at a table. Jacob is saying, "There's only like five places to be from"
Jacob is saying, "LA, Chicago, New York, Europe, and the other one"
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1 year ago
ID: a gamechanger episode but it's Arthur Aguefort from fantasy high in place of Sam Reich. the prompt reads: who can make the loudest sound on a gong
ID: the three contestants are Eugenia, Jace, and Porter from Fantasy high. Porter is preparing to hit the gong with a large stick. Eugenia is leaning in to whisper to Jace. she says "if he misses...". Jace says "I would love it. please miss"
ID: Eugenia says: I'd like to answer the question... Porter
ID: Porter looks shocked and upset. he is saying "no, wait...". in the background, Eugenia is saying: that's the question right? it's not saying go make the biggest sound. it's asking "who"?
ID: text of Aguefort offscreen saying: Porter, I do think you were loudest. Eugenia, I do think you were least loud. which means... Jace, that is three points. Jace looks shocked and is laughing. he says "what?". Porter looks angry, and Eugenia amused.
ID: Eugenia says: oh, so this is like a middle of the pack thing. Jace is holding his arms up in excitement and saying, "oh, I'd win this so easily!". Porter is still furious. he is gripping the podium so hard he has broken it.

Second Place episode of Gamechanger feat the Aguefort staff aka Aguefort heaven is Porter hell. It’s a very efficient system

Bonus:

ID: the prompt is: who can pay Aguefort the best compliment. Eugenia is holding a paddle that says "Arthur, you are the perfect solesian"
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1 year ago

Yall if this post is still relevant in like 10 hours or whatever im losing my mind. Someone let Gertie out of whatever closet she locked in.

Interact with this post if you want Gertie Bladeshield to show up in the next episode.

Show me her spells, let her summon bees, let her meet Kristen 2 (god that would be so insane).

Don’t let Bee Girl go!!!


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1 year ago

How is there only two episodes of this show left!

How is there only two episodes of this show left!

How is there only two episodes of this show left!

How is there only two episodes of this show left!

How is there only two episodes of this show left!


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1 year ago
The Bit Went A Little Too Far
The Bit Went A Little Too Far
The Bit Went A Little Too Far

The bit went a little too far

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1 year ago

rip Lord Squak Airavis, the Earl of Peckersburg.

You would have loved K2 aka British Kristen Applebees saying “Blimey” in the face of her corrupted god being a powerful divine work.


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1 year ago

The fact this post is still relevant is deeply saddening.

Interact with this post if you want Gertie Bladeshield to show up in the next episode.

Show me her spells, let her summon bees, let her meet Kristen 2 (god that would be so insane).

Don’t let Bee Girl go!!!


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1 year ago

I feel like The Reveal™️ really pulled away one of my main expectations this season which was “there will be red herrings”. SORRY DUDE, NOPE, NAUHU, NO SIRIE. IT ALL MATTERS!!!

You thought that was just to goof, no fuck you, that shirt was a wedding present and that matters. Oh what’s that, someone said “you and what god” one time and you didn’t think more about that!!! That’s on you man.


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1 year ago

Interact with this post if you want Gertie Bladeshield to show up in the next episode.

Show me her spells, let her summon bees, let her meet Kristen 2 (god that would be so insane).

Don’t let Bee Girl go!!!


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1 year ago

I am buckys number one fan, please give me siblings healing from religious trauma!

Digital art of Kristen and Bucky Applebees holding hands. Kristen's right pinkie is glowing, and she is wearing a long, sleeveless purple cloak that fades into the background. Bucky's right hand is resting on a sword, and he is wearing a suit of armor and a black cape full of starts, also fading into the background. The background is swirling blue smoke and a night sky.

Saint Applebees, champion of Cassandra, and Sir Applebees, Knight of Cassandra.

(please pick this future Bucky, it's the one with better friends and a sick mullet)


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1 year ago
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1 year ago

Ally making constant jokes about Kirsten and Kristen 2’s tits is so trans of them in such a specific way.

It’s that “tits I remember tits, I always hated em!” but then playing a character who has them and remembering how funny boobs are when you remove the internal agony.

Basically the “I jump up and shove my boobs in your face” bit is a reclamation of suffering.


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1 year ago

Jace and Porter toxic yaoi. Is this anything

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1 year ago

If you have never listened to thing song while thinking about Kirsten Applebees consider starting now.

Ever thought about this song as different parts of the self in the constant war in the mind of those who serve. The struggle of wanting to care for the self while knowing time is the lost valuable resource so why waist it on you. The feeling of burn out approaching the anger that comes with it. Consider starting now!

Yes I know the song is about Jesus, shut up, it’s fine, I’m normal.


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1 year ago

Me every dnd session, rolling too many nat20s to not be ordained by god

Me Every Dnd Session, Rolling Too Many Nat20s To Not Be Ordained By God

Img cred @idontreallywanadotheworktoday

No one tell them I am actually ordained by god please it will break their math loving hearts.


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1 year ago
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1 year ago

This is such an amazing image, can this please become a fandom/tumblr reaction image because I’m obsessed. The difference in image quality’s, the one knife right at the eye, just perfect.

POV: You're The Rat Grinders Seeing Kristen Applebees

POV: You're the rat grinders seeing Kristen Applebees


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1 year ago
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🍯🐝💖


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1 year ago

Me when beesbees if you even care

Me When Beesbees If You Even Care
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1 year ago

Ankarna almost killing a guy for speaking on her martial status is giving big “🎶 you’ll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves who🎶” -Silver Springs by Fleatwood Mac energy,


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1 year ago

i know jawbone's whole thing is that he's turned his life around from the drugs and violence and all that.

however. i think he should get to kill bobby dawn. it's one of the best things that could be done for the mental health of the students, really.


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