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Mdzs characters as shit people I know have said. My brother edition.

“Chainsaw man is like the K-pop of straight people”- Jin Zixuan

“I’m drowning myself to escape Harry Styles”- Jiang Cheng

*Bursts into the bathroom while someone is in the shower blasting Rasputin and singing all the words*- Mo Xuanyu

“Ahhh! Lesbians”- Lan Jingyi

“Retardando. Hehehe”- Lan Jingyi (the Italian word for slow. My brother is a violinist)

*Bleeding profusely from his head and giggling* “I’m in shock hehehehe”- Mo Xuanyu

EDIT: Damn yall liked this one a lot more 🥰🥰🥰

Follow up: The food is here

Getting Korean Fried Chicken with my brother

Mdzs Characters as shit… you know the drill it’s part 4

*Challenged to see who can keep the straightest face while listening to NSFW audio in class*: Nie Huaisang, Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji

It happened as follows

Nie Huaisang: Lasts about 1:30 before taking off headphones blushing like a madman

Wei Wuxian: Laughs his ass off but fails in 3:00

Lan Wangji: Makes it through the whole thing and everyone freaks out. Wei Wuxian grabs his hair to find his ears are pure scarlet and cackles.

This shit happened to me. It was mildly horrifying to watch

Mdzs Characters as shit my friends and I have done or said Part 3

“Just because it’s quiet time doesn’t mean we can’t throw knives”: Jin Ling

“EXCEPT WHEN I SOUND LIKE IM ON DRUGS IM USUALLY RIGHT”: Lan Jingyi

“This lady did everything. She wrote horror, mystery and MILFs”: Wei Wuxian @ Boshan Sanren

An exchange

“Guess who’s coughing up blood😊😊😊”: WWX

“Go to the fucking nurse”: JC

“I can’t I have an English test”: WWX

“Normal Wei Wuxian bullshit”: NHS

*Attempt to drag WWX to the nurse by both NHS and JC failed miserably*

MDZS characters as shit my friends and I have done or said Part 2

“He said balls loudly so I laughed. Not my fault it was a funeral”: Wei Wuxian

“Am I still an only child if I have a grown man in my bathtub?”: Lan Jingyi @ drunk Lan Zhan

“I’ll swallow your whole leg! I’ll swallow you…… wait”: Nie Mingjue trying to threaten Meng Yao

Mdzs Characters as shit my friends and I have done or said (An ongoing train wreck)

Read the entire Sunshot campaign arc while listening to cutesy K-Pop songs: Nie Huaisang