The Way Blue Says Bonjour In Pokmon Masters Ex Is So Fucking Funny He Says Fucking Bone Jour I-

the way blue says bonjour in pokémon masters ex is so fucking funny he says fucking bone jour i-

lets hope so i wanna see him beat some ass

i bet phoenix wright will be one of the remaining fighter passes

i think nintendo has released more handheld systems than consoles but i check back in later to say if i’m right or wrong

Legendary pokemon: *is currently destroying the world*

pokemon sword and shield protagonist: Aw fock i cant boliev youve don this

today we are talking about this post from a deactivated account

and but what about the post? i will be rating the fan made titles!

Pokémon Water Blue: 7/10

follows the pattern of the series it’s referring to

taking off a point bc the logo has the font for diamond and pearl

i’m taking 2 points off for it being boring, this is not at fault of the name it’s just that the string of remasters’ names are just kinda sad

also where was yellow? :(

Pokémon Z: 9/10

follows pattern of games it refers to

logo looks like it would be on the box art

taking a point off because i think the z would be yellow because i like the primary colors

how would they make a z shaped pokémon

Pokemon Delta Emerald: 6/10

-1 point because it doesn’t follow the only trope i know with alpha and omega, therefore it should be (i’m sorry) Beta Emerald not Delta

-2 points because it the letters aren’t elongated

-1 point because it’s not even the same font

Pokémon Mind Crystal: 9/10

overall good, follows pattern

font is the same

the little crystal, logo, thing at the end looks good

point taken for mind crystal not being in bold

Pokémon Gray: 10/10

follows pattern of its friends

font is the same

got the same weird shine thing going on

could have told me this was a thing and i would’ve believed you

should be a thing

Pokémon Stars: 9/10

-1 there should only be one star (pokémon ultra stars just seems slightly to long)

logo follows same pattern

font is correct

the star looks nice

good color

definitely should(ve) be(en) a thing

Pokémon Gun: 12/10

love it

would be 15/10 if the dog head was just starring at you

font follows pattern of the other two referencing a slicing motion and defensive spikes the dark spots obviously representing holes

if nintendo’s next princess has black hair you can bet your ass, your moms ass and your dads ass i will be simping