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Helen Distortion with Bantu knots.

You agree.

Canon Tim: Who are you?

Fanon Tim: Im you but Cuntier-

cowards.

How good would jared hopworth be at wisdom teeth removal?

That's one of those questions that is more complicated than you might think. Better than the average person but not as good as a dentist. Remember teeth aren't bones so he'd probably just remove your entire jaw for ease. Lower AND upper...

was it casual when you pulled me out of a fear domain that stripped me of my identity and took me in?

was it casual that I joined a cult to worship you as a prophet for saving us?

was it casual when I fell into another universe and you were the first person I looked for?

was it casual when you agreed to look after my son, no questions asked?

was it casual when I continued to see you as a saviour, even after knowing you as a person?

was it casual? was it casual??????

“I really did like you” and “I really loved you, you know” are NOT the same! The words are similar, yes but the intentions and meanings behind them are so incredibly different!

Martin spent months sacrificing himself TO PROTECT JON! He resigned himself to being banished to The Lonely and this was his admission that yes he is a part of the lonely and now he does want this but all of this is because he loved Jon more than he loved himself.

Celia is doing this for love but it is FOR JACK. I’m not going to completely villainize her because she’s doing what she believes she has to do to stay with her baby. But with Sam she is ready to betray him. She is planning to sacrifice Sam to protect herself and her child. “I really did like you” is saying No I did not pretend to like you to get you here, those feelings were real, but they weren’t enough and we are still here and I am still going to do what I believe I have to do. She may not have wanted to but she followed through on the plan til the very last second. Yes she hesitated but Archivist interrupted her and now we will never know if she actually would have done it (I think she would have).

The 2 lines are worded similarly but they are not the same at all.

S2 - S5

thinking about how sam rushed to protect celia even after she revealed her betrayal because the fact that she hesitated meant so fucking much to him. samama khalid we do not deserve you

Differing reactions to today's episode

As much as I love the headcanons of TMAGP jmart locking eyes across the street, and having an infinitely brief moment before being cruelly swept away from each other, I'm even more in love with the idea of them crossing paths and never clocking each other at all. Maybe they bumped into each other outside a Tesco, both mumbling apologies and avoiding eye contact. Maybe one of them worked in a call centre and the other called up to complain about his phone contract. Maybe one had to squeeze past the other to get off a packed tube. How many people do we cross paths with in the course of our lives who could mean everything to us, if the circumstances were different? How many connections do we miss?

The Magnus Archives continues to be a romantic comedy.

it’s true, teeth can’t regenerate and don’t have marrow-

How good would jared hopworth be at wisdom teeth removal?

That's one of those questions that is more complicated than you might think. Better than the average person but not as good as a dentist. Remember teeth aren't bones so he'd probably just remove your entire jaw for ease. Lower AND upper...

How good would jared hopworth be at wisdom teeth removal?

That's one of those questions that is more complicated than you might think. Better than the average person but not as good as a dentist. Remember teeth aren't bones so he'd probably just remove your entire jaw for ease. Lower AND upper...

What, was it supposed to drive?

Random Entity Designations:

Ceaseless Watcher, did you pay for that train ticket?

I do think something is going to happen to Celia but I don't think she's going to die. I think she's going to be forced back to the TMA universe. They are on their way to Hilltop road after all. More specifically I think there's going to be a situation where Sam is in danger and the only way to save him is for Celia to leave this universe. I'm basing this mostly on the thing she said about having to make a hard decision about her "immigration status" and not being able to take Jack with her. It seems like a set up for her being forced to leave Jack behind. I can't see her doing that unless it was to save someone else she cares about. You are right that we will probably hear her whole story via archivist compulsion, making her forced return to the TMA-verse even more tragic.

so what you're saying is

Magnus Bracket Tumblr Sexyman Édition

91) Statement of Mike Crew, regarding his experiences with the supernatural (aka jon gets yeeted into the vast and daisy goes full hunt mode)

121) Statement of Oliver Banks regarding his dreams and trying to run away (also jon wakes up in this one)

obsessed with hurt/comfort fics where martin attempts to comfort jon like how someone would try and coax a spooked cat down from a tree

Anyone else feel like this is the start of a 1st season tma episode. Defo gonna be marked by the web here 😅

magnus au where instead of a leitner, a guest for mr spider is just a cursed youtube video instead

what is your honest opinion on skibidi toilet.

I mean, I haven't seen it. Sounds confusing and irritating but, like, when I was a kid I was watching shit like this and thought it was the funniest thing in the world, which I'm sure would have confused and irritated 35-year-olds in 2002. So y'know, who am I to judge?

Children love to watch stupid shit, and that's fine.

"I hate (insert media here) because of the fando-"

Jon's introductions to every statement are really funny on a meta level. The fact that he introduces himself by full name and title every single time on a recording. Like yeah, makes sense from the immersion perspective and all, but from an audience viewpoint it's like. Yeah buddy. We know who you are, Jon. I think we'll know who you are just by voice now. But no, our best friend Jonathan Sims Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London must stick to his routine and to the bit. And we love him for it.

Sam, a child about to get traumatised, already sobbing: Hello?

Dr Welling, about to do the weirdest most extreme strip routine known to man: