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Blonde hair is so romanticized and sought after and brown hair is considered plain but consider: weâve actually got eyebrows.
youâre someone i just want around: IV

âI had a few, got drunk on you
And now Iâm wasted
And when I sleep, Iâm gonna dream ofÂ
How you tasted.â
â Medicine, Harry Styles
A/N: if i said iâm apologizing for the way i left off ch3, yes i did â€ïžÂ no i didnât â€ïžÂ it was fun â€ïžÂ as always, feedback is greatly appreciated!! and if you enjoy the piece, please reblog it!!! it keeps content creators motivated!! without further delay, hope you enjoy whatâs in store for Sherlock and Watson this chapter cause itâs uhhhh quite a bit of uhhhh ~stuff~ đ
harryâs condo :Â ysijwa masterlist : andreaâs masterlist : leylaâs masterlist : ysijwa playlist
word count: 26.4k
content/warnings: a mild addiction to sexting, some pretty sparkly lingerie, a very interesting photo, a strange but satisfying gift, rough sex and degradation, pillow talk about the validity of the men in Twilight, the satisfying gift being put to even more good use, Y/N going over to Harryâs apartment for the first time, mild mentions of blood, and an impromptu Hamilton re-enactment amidst more lemon blueberry pancakes
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For the next three days, the sexting grows more frequent.Â
Harry feels somewhat humiliated by it, really. Heâs an adultâ a full-grown, two hundred and nine year old manâ and trading nudes with a simple girl shouldnât be getting him as worked up as it does. He should know how to handle his hormones better, and the thing is, he usually does. But no one in the last few centuries has made him feel as desperate as Y/N does; he hasnât felt this helpless for someone since he was alive. The vampire just wasnât prepared to handle the needy responses she so easily yields from his body and heâs horribly rusty on how to skate this thin sheet of metaphorical ice. Itâs like he can feel it cracking and crunching beneath his feet, but he has absolutely no power over how to stop it. Any minute, itâs bound to take him under, and he has no choice but to allow himself to drown in it.Â
The following seventy two hours are full of so many dirty promises and explicit images, his phone might as well be a porno hard drive.
After coaxing Y/N into a few orgasms through the phone and receiving just as many in return, a dangerous game is set into motion that Harry knows is probably unhealthy not only for his self-worth, but for the sensitivity of his anatomy. He can only get off so many times before his joints are begging for a break.Â
He wakes up Wednesday morning with a stiff ache running along his inner thighs and ebbing across the underside of his balls, but thereâs an undeniable contentment stewing behind it. He doesnât truly mind the throb, comforted by the fact that Y/N is probably facing similar issues at the moment. He finds himself smiling coyly as he flips an omelette onto one of his marble-print platters, recalling the events from the night before.Â
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#harrystylesfanfiction #đ„”đ„”đ„”
youâre someone i just want around: III

âYou can have me tonight or never
I thought you understood
Baby, some people are meant to be loved and others just naked
So take what Iâm willing to give, love it or hate it.â
âWrong, Zayn and Kehlani
A/N: alright SO!!!! the original part 3 ended up being at the cusp of 50k words (because i have no self control) and that is a LOT to read in one go so itâs getting split into parts 3 and 4! which means!! double update laidese and germs!!!! part 4 will be posted this SUNDAY, AUGUST 16th at 5PM PST/8PM EST :D we hope you enjoy this chapter, feedback is greatly appreciated, and please please PLEASE!!! if you like it, reblog it!!! and if you want, go nuts in the tags!! every single one is read!!! it keeps content creators motivated đleyla @sunflowervolvimp3â took the liberty of making an incredible playlist to go along with our story, so feel free to check it out and see if you can find any clues as to whatâs in store for the characters đwithout further delay, here she isâŠbuckle up đđthis is gonna be quite the ride
ysijwa masterlist : andreaâs masterlist : leylaâs masterlist : ysijwa playlist
word count: 24.2k
content/warnings: cheeky banter over texts, The Crew dragging Niall to shit, more banter over a glass of cheap wine, vampire!harry showing up to âinterior designâ sessions looking like a runway model, some fwb smut, degradation kink, very mild mentions of blood, and some ugly tapestries that somehow lead to sexting
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Y/N definitely puts Harryâs number to good use. Very good use.
In fact, during the span of the next month or so, Harry reckons that she pulls up his contact on her phone so often that she probably has him listed on speed dial. The assumption is dramatic and probably incorrect, on behalf of his arrogance, but with how much time they start spending together, itâs hardly a stretch. Â
It all begins exactly a week after their first time meeting.Â
Harry still hates clubs.Â
He hates them more than he did last week. He hates them more than he did yesterday, more than he did this morning, and even more than he did a minute ago. He fucking despises them.Â
And yet, as Harry stands here before the mirror in his enormous double-sink bathroom, fiddling with his damp hair as his flouncy dress shirt hangs unbuttoned from his broad shoulders, heâs absolutely positive he has never hated clubs more than right now.Â
Niall got to pick the venue this time. Heâd texted his choice in the groupchat (which is respectfully named Dinner Plans) about four hours ago, making sure to get the word out decently early so that everyone could start making their preparations, all in order for the crew to be on the move by nine P.M.Â
Itâs now nine thirty-seven, and everyone is fully set to leave at the agreed upon hour. Everyone except Harry.Â
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1923, Pt. II - The Week
PAIRING: Harry x Reader RATING: M WORD COUNT: 8.4k REQUESTED: perhaps? idek anymore

hey yall, hereâs PART 2 of the historical/groundskeeper!AU :) i really hope u guys like it, i spent the past two weeks trying to make it the best that i could. anywayyyy im sure everyone knows the drill by now: support content creators by reblogging their work and/or offering feedback! happy reading đđđ
warning: parts of this fic will contain mature language and nsfw content. if it makes you uncomfortable, you absolutely do not have to read! take care of urselves <3
PART I: The Day
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1923, Pt. I - The Day
PAIRING: Harry x Reader RATING: PG (for now) WORD COUNT: 7k REQUESTED: nope

hi everyone! here is PART 1 of my historical AU featuring harry as a groundskeeper/farmhand (i know that those two professions are slightly different but just let me have this ok snfjsjfnsdsf)
warning: parts of this fic will contain mature language and nsfw content. if it makes you uncomfortable, you absolutely do not have to read! take care of urselves <3
this series will be composed of three parts altogether, so i hope u all enjoy this first one! as always, please reblog the fics that you like! and donât hesitate to send in feedback, i promise that we, as writers, always love to witness your reactions :) anywayyyy now that weâve covered all the bases, go stupid with 1920s harry! canât wait to hear ur thoughts đđđ
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âto the boys, i love you so much, and i couldnât be prouder of everything we achieved together. hereâs to tenâ

for personal reasons (relating to harry styles) i will be passing away
kinda crazy how I'm never gonna love my future husband as much as I love harry. he'll be a solid number 2 though
therapist: how was your week?
me: mm.. i canât remember
OH MY GOD whyyyy did no one tell me youâre supposed to send thank-yous after interviews?? Why would I do that???
âThank you for this incredibly stressful 30 minutes that I have had to re-structure my entire day around and which will give me anxiety poos for the next 24 hours.â
I HATE ETIQUETTE ITâS THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE THING FOR ME TO LEARN WITHOUT SOMEONE DIRECTLY TELLING ME THIS SHIT

firstly, feel free to request more french masterposts. flirting in french; god, how i would love to be smooth in any language. seriously, if i could neal caffrey my way through france, that would be great. so, this is a masterpost on how to flirt in french. - iâd like to think this is pretty important - as this is part of socializing in any language. flirtation is a very different thing than âpicking up.â picking up is a kind of hunting game with a very pointed and invariable goal: to be making out as soon as possible! think barney from how i met your mother challenge accepted. flirtation, at least in france, is a totally different thing. itâs a different culture, a different lifestyle. itâs a way of being in everyday life, and unlike picking up, it has no defined goal. sometimes the french flirt because itâs just delightful to do so. think salt to pepper relationship. allowing each one to check, and at different levels, if he or she still has some charm operating.Â
i would say that simple is always best: merely walk up to your chosen girl or guy and say je vous trouve absolument charmante (I find you absolutely charming / beautiful. be classy and to the point. with that and mind, read on! letâs learn some classic phrases to become a regular femme fatale, shall we?
so; why flirt in french?
well, french is a sexy language. not going to lie.Â
itâs the planetâs most-hyped language of love.
reaching that level of fluency feels amazing.
it gives you that confidence. social confidence.
becoming a smooth talker feels nice. i want to be one, anyway.Â
tired of searching for love in english?Â
french learning and french flirtingÂ
letâs face it: in france, (or in any country for that matter), nobody speaks like a textbook, the president, or a language learning site (iâm looking at you, duolingo). itâs great for memorizing the fundamentals, but lacks that extra step that stands between you and complete fluency.Â
flirting is part of socializing - and linguistically (i donât know, it helped with me) it improves retention. itâs also just interesting to learn!Â
flirting is just well.. fun. even if it doesnât go anywhere.
a bit of verbal charm isnât always necessary : but in my opinion, it helps you sound more natural / at ease / friendly.Â
i somewhat lack verbal charm (iâm very, very awkward in social situations) so i probably need this masterpost as much as anyone else (:Â
the classics: make love last. this is based upon what iâve heard at school / restaurants / bars. okay fine: itâs based on the movies iâve watched too.Â
jâai envie de tâembrasser / embrasse-moi - kiss me.. annouce it - make your intentions known! âiâd like to kiss youâ - okay, you could just kiss someone instead of letting them know. but i donât know.. thereâs something romantic about it? best with a longing, meaningful stare.Â
je tâaime: iâm pretty sure we all know this one. best with someone you care deeply for, i wouldnât say this on a first date - but if youâre the direct type : this can help you get from a to z pretty quickly.Â
the simple compliments: short and sweet using these with a flirty look / tone of voice (as iâve seen amongst my friends) can do wonders. play with your expression while practicing these: it makes a difference, trust me. you can begin with (oh putain) to make it sound authentic. itâs not (really) a âswear wordâ and people use it often. best used in an informal setting. example: putain, tâes toujours canon toi ou quoi? you can also add trop ( = too). example: trop belle, trop mignon(ne). you can also add tellement ( = so) example: tâes tellement belle! you can also add si ( = so) example: tâes si mignonne. you can also use grave ( = totally) example: tâes grave belle.Â
tâes mignon(ne).
tâes belle (/beau), toi.Â
tâes canon. ( = youâre smoking hot).Â
tâes con(ne). ( = youâre an idiot) - iâve seen this used a lot flirtatiously.
tâes drĂŽle. ( = youâre funny)
tâes magnifique.Â
tâes charmant(e).Â
t'es coquin / coquine! ( = youâre such a tease.)
the âsocial and the flirtyâ inspired by my class facebook chat and group. some of them are direct quotes (: these can be used as compliments / or flirtatiously. depends on your relationship with the person youâre giving them to.Â
cette beautĂ© chaton, tu mâ Ă©blouie. ( = you dazzle me with your beauty.)
une beautĂ© divine. ( = a divine beauty or: youâre so divine.)
ouloulouloulouloulou. ( = you really have to hear this one.)
tu brilles de mille feux.
j'te pĂ©cho. ( = like the equivalent of âto pick up someoneâ in english).Â
bg, or beau / belle gosse ( = hot guy, hot girl).Â
une petite merveille. ( = a wonder, someone to be marveled at).Â
une bombe. ( = bombshell, someone pretty - same thing as âbelle gosseâ.)
le petit cĂŽtĂ© mystĂ©rieux femme fatale je kiffe. - je kiffe means i like.Â
la beautĂ© Ă l Ă©tat pur ( = beauty at its purest form).Â
dingue! ( = crazy, as in crazy beautiful).Â
j'ai pas les mots.( = i have no words).Â
wahhh, la classe! ( = classy!)
câest fou, tant de beautĂ© ( = youâre so beautiful, itâs crazy.)
flirting at a bar or restaurant?Â
tâas dâbeaux yeux, tu sais? the phrase âyouâve got beautiful eyesâ pretty much works in any language (though, i think it sounds extra gorgeous in french). the phrase actually comes from a french film called le quai des brumes. fair warning: this is an extreme clichĂ©, : itâs basically the english equivalent of do you come here often? it can be said ironically, if youâre not the clichĂ© type. best with a wink and a devilish smile (;Â
je peux tâoffrir / vous (formal) une verre ? : can i buy you a drink?
vous ĂȘtes cĂ©libataire ? mais comment est-ce possible ? - youâre single? but howâs that possible?Â
vous venez souvent ici ? - do you come here often? ha, classic.  a phrase that transcends cultural barriers: â the sentence could be followed up by complaints â about the bartender, about the clients or about how the bar isnât as good as it used to be. a french tradition is rĂąler, a sort of complaining. finding things to complain about is a way that many french people choose to bond with new acquaintances. this is not true of anyone.
tâas une miette (youâve got a crumb) as you pretend to stroke something off of someoneâs face, first with your fingers, then with your lips.
tu mâexcites ! ( = you turn me on.)
âjâai une premiĂšre Ă©dition de âĂ la recherche du temps perdu.â tu veux le voir ?â -  i have the first edition of âin search of lost time. (written by proust). do you want to see it?â in france (for me, at least) cultural knowledge is sexy. in America, we often ask if youâd like a nightcap. choose something cultural and intellectual in france, and youâre far more likely to get a oui.
je veux te revoir. ( = i want to see you again.)Â
alors, ça roule? ( = how you doinâ - joey, friends.)
excuse-moi. est-ce que tâembrasses les inconnus ? non ? donc, je me prĂ©sente. excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? then let me introduce myself.
excuse-moi, j'ai perdu mon numero de tĂ©lĂ©phone. est-ce que je peux t'emprunter le tien?â excuse me, i seem to have lost my phone number. could I borrow yours?Â
let me know if youâd like to know more! you can never be too charming (:










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