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Ok yeah they’re Capulets but they’re probably chivalric

idk but like I’m pretty sure that the capulet house is filled with women who taught them how to respect women (1996, NOT 68 OR ANYONE. 68 Sampson is NOT chivalric.)

Hi guys can I kiss him

I want to hold his face and smile and kiss him

That’s so real I’ve just done the exact thing

just rewatched romeo and juliet 1996. i will be insufferable for the next week about it

hark! i hath an important message for all thee around: tybalt capulet doth be a bitch ass motherfucker. he hath attempted on my dear friend romeo's life! that is correct, he hath taken out his king of cats fucking sword and he hath pointed the blade at romeo, proclaiming "turn and draw!" and so i hath retorted; "tybalt, you rat catcher, will you walk?" and so now i shall declare right here on tumblr dot com: tybalt capulet, thou hast a small sword. it doth compare in size to a walnut, yet more minuscule! shall i compare thee's sword to mine? here is what mine loyal rapier looks like. all point, naught crooked nor dull - look upon it! it doth look like a handle and a blade! tybalt hath challenged my romeo, so i tell yee to presume my next action. that is right, tybalt, you shall receive my SUPER LASER SWORD. except i shall not challenge just thee, i shall go further; I SHALL CAST A PLAGUE UPON BOTH YOUR HOUSES! how doth thou like that, prince escalus? I CURSED THE CAPULETS AND THE MONTAGUES, THOU VILLAIN! thou hath until the sun sits center in the sky before the worms eating mine body hit the fucking earth, now i bid thee leave mine fucking sight, before i curse thou too!

R + J (1996) RANT

This is gonna focus mainly on Tybalt lmao

TYBALT AND MERCUTIO AREN’T OPPOSITES, THEY’RE TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN

THEY ARE INHERENTLY THE SAME BUT ONE IS SEEN AS VIOLENT AND THE OTHER IS SEEN AS IMPULSIVE

THEY ARE ENEMIES FIGHTING THE SAME CAUSE

TYBALT WAS NOT SIMPLY A VOLATILE CHARACTER FOR NO REASON, HE WAS RAISED INTO THAT LINE OF THINKING BY HIS UNCLE AND AUNT (possibly his parents?) AND JULIET IS THE POLER OPPOSITE OF HIM, SHE IS NOT VIOLENT

SHE IS IMMATURE BECAUSE SHE IS A CHILD, HE IS MATURE BECAUSE HE WAS EXPOSED TO AND DESENSITIZED TO THAT SORT OF VIOLENCE

THEY ARE YIN AND YANG

SHE STARTS AND ENDS THE ACTION HE IS THE ACTION

SO WHEN HE DIES SHE DIES AS WELL, THEY ARE INTERCONNECTED

Idk why I wrote this

i really feel like as big and bad tybalt is, he would probably melt if you softly touched him, or if he’d lay against your chest like imagine this:

Ty’s coming “home” from doing his mafia things, and by home, I mean your house. He sees you sprawled on your bed, audibly groans, and then plops onto your bed, with his face directly into your chest. You rub your hand against his back, and he felt himself go red in the face.

“Mm-Hmm-mm-mmh-mm-mmmm”

“Work was bad, yeah?” You respond, laying back with your head on the pillow, smiling. “Don’t even get me started.” You burst out laughing, and Ty hid his face in your chest again, getting even redder.

and then later on, you two ramble about stuff and got some tea !

IM LATE BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN

Is there such thing as a fursona but it’s a person? Like an oc that’s also you in the personal way a fursona is

The Capulet Boys

I think I've figured out what makes a Baz Luhrmann film a Baz Luhrmann film

brown

but with bright pops of COLOR

a party scene

a party scene where the camera does that specific thing where it zoooooms in from the outside

why the hell is this song in here?

characters SWEAT... and you have to see it

main male protagonist sounds like he's doing a dramatic reading of a script and hardly has a grasp on the english language

whenever a character is introduced the camera just holds on them for like a full 5 seconds

SPEEDWALK

SPEEDTALK

character drinks and things go fuzzy

just really good movies that kinda feel like some sort of trip

romeo + juliet

o romeo, romeo, wherefore art thou romeo? deny thy father and refuse thy name, or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, and i'll no longer be a capulet.

these violent delights have violent ends,

and in their triumph die,

like fire and powder,

which as they kiss consume.

"but soft, what light through yonder window breaks? it is the east, and juliet is the sun."

- Romeo (act 2, scene 2)

"give me my romeo, and, when he shall die, take him and cut him out in little stars, and he will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will be in love with night and pay no worship to the garish sun."

- Juliet (act 3, scene 2)

Bestie, I think I'm obsessed with Romeo + Juliet (1996) because it's just beautiful chaos, it's pure Baz Lurhmann and I love it. It has John Leguizamo, Mercutio being literally one of the most beautiful people to ever exist, the absurdity of a modern day setting with old English, the fact that music is sung in modern English and gorgeous cinematography paired with breakneck editing. Idc I fucking love this film🙌

Juliet Capulet💌💒

the most gender ever

watching romeo + juliet and was initially dubious about them keeping the original lines, however, half-an-hour in i have been converted. awkward mexican stand-offs, the queen mab monologue as drugs, mad fireworks and near-constant bawdy jokes: in no other adaptation have i seen the level of unhinged match the over-the-top writing if the play. this is what shakespeare would've wanted.

obligatory priderman post

original

WTF!!! I just found out there was a Spider-Man arg called "markofthespider-man" before the release of TASM 1. This is a video I discovered on the wayback machine that I just HAD to archive here so people would see. Really interesting stuff.

My son

Incase you didn’t know, axolotls can regrow limbs

So imagine Dr. Connors being an axolotl instead

Every day, another dweeb falls victim to the “big nerd to Spider-Man villain pipeline.” With only two weekly payments of 99 cents, you can help stop this.

Improper clown housing

Enclosures like these do not provide the same comfort and safety that bouncy castles, and bouncy houses, and ball pits provide. Getting a bubble like this for your clown because “you like the aesthetic” is cruel. The see through bubble will make your clown feel improperly hidden or and safe which can lead to severe stress and panic attacks. This bubble will provide little to no enrichment for you clown. It can also be a hazard, some clown breeds have poor eyesight similar to how birds can’t see glass and have poor depth perception. This is why having brightly colored and padded walls such as in a bouncy house are crucial for the safety of your clowns. Clowns deserve a place to feel comfortable and safe. These bubble houses should not be used as a replacement for a bouncy house or ball pit. Sadly I have seen them be marketed as a two in one replacement for both. New clown owners need to be aware of this and steer clear of these.