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Some Cute Aus

Some cute aus

- I've had the worst artist's block for ages and it's really starting to seem like I'll never be inspired again but I saw you in my figure drawing class and holy shit, I have to paint you!!!! Would you please, please sit for me!? I'll love you forever if you do!

- I'm new to this flower shop and I'm arranging the roses when you bust in, slap a twenty down on the counter, and demand that I give you a bouquet that means fuck you in flower language only I don't know flower language and now you're yelling at me for refusing to help you and oh my god, I'm about to cry

- I got trashed as hell at a party and accidentally summoned a demon??? Idk how, but they're following me around and terrorizing the neighborhood cats when I sleep and they're actually, like, wicked funny and super sweet when they want to be and kinda cute- side note: did I fall in love with a fucking demon!?!?

- My homophobic aunt made one too many sly remarks about Lisa and her girlfriend and I'm pissed as all hell so I grab the nearest waiter and kiss him/her right in front of her. TAKE THAT AUNT MARGERY, also sorry about that, can I maybe take you out for coffee some time? As an apology?

- Yes, I am a fairy and I'm small and sparkly, but if you keep calling me cute I swear to god I'll chew off your fingers and steal your cat, I am being serious here how dare you fucking laugh!!!

- I'm at a debate tournament and I just lost to you and the judge basically ripped me to shreds over a couple of mistakes and I'm literally holding back tears and as soon as we leave the room I start crying and not only do you comfort me, you offer to buy me some donuts from the refreshments stand. I think I'm in love

- A storm knocked out my power and I just bought ten gallons of ice cream- please don't ask why- will you come over and eat it with me before it all melts?!? I'm desperate.

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