The Only Reason Dutch Should Be In Jail Is Bc Hes Too DAMN HOTTTTTT LIKE SIR EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT YOU!!!!

The only reason Dutch should be in jail is bc he’s too DAMN HOTTTTTT LIKE SIR EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT YOU!!!!😡❤️ he has no right looking that good, the rolled up sleeves, the mustache…THE FKN RINGS ON HIS PRETTY HANDS

PLS I need help fml

IM CRYING LITERALLY. He’s very handsome to me *bats eyes*

Arthur Morgan’s theme is Outlaws From The West John Marston’s theme is American Venom.

I will not take criticism.

I just LOVE the idea of John being blinded in his left eye from the wolf attack, and Arthur being deafened in his left ear from the gunshot in “Blessed Are The Peacemakers”.

I think there are little things in the game that can validate those theories

Like John having very obvious damage to that eye when you find him up in the mountains, and the fact that he closes that eye a lot to focus on seeing what he’s doing (like shooting or looking at Abigail clearer) and other stuff.

And then Arthur having the common problem of not hearing people call him until they get closer, and he’s startled when people sneak up behind him unannounced. (To be fair he is a bit of a skittish guy, but I think it just makes sense)

Anyways I love that headcannon/theory or whatever it is, it makes it seem like there’s more to their characters and some disabled representation 💗

Thank you @dyingbuck , @sentientmasstransit , and @1000emotions for validating my feelings 🙏😂

*Sigh* “gay people..”

PLEASE THIS RENDERING TOOK 16 HOURS 😭😭

OG screenshot below cut, ‼️not my image‼️

I love you guys, all of my rdr2 tumblr mooties are SO SWEET. Yall have no clue. Love yall. 💗

This is directed at:

@roamingtigress @eggsaladsweetie @the-van-der-linde-gang @nthspecialll @omgwhatchloe @slicedmayonnaise and @ everyone else I love you guys 💗💗💗

Okay, I don’t know if anyone else has had rdr2 related dreams before but I had a dream one time that I was in Dutch’s body and I think that’s really what triggered me to start kinning him I guess (I use that term very lightly)

But it went like this:

*jumps from another dream to this one*

I look down at my hands and I see I’m wearing Dutch’s rings. And in my peripheral, my lower body is in his vest and Double-Albert pocket watch and everything, and I’m like: “Wtf…”

*I look around me and I’m in the chapter 3 Clemens Point camp*

*Arthur and I can’t remember who else walks up to me and starts asking me a ton of questions*

I’m obviously freaking out bc I don’t know what they’re talking about, and I don’t know how I got here. But I’m trying to ask for clarification on what they’re saying and then they call me crazy.

I get a little sad bc I don’t think I’m crazy, and then the other camp members start swarming and yelling at me thinking that I’m crazy.

And then I’m stumbling over my words and then I wake up in a cold sweat. 

Yeah that’s it, I know, not exciting, but at least I’m honest. What about y’all, what are your most elaborate rdr2 related dreams?